Jesus Luz

JESUS LUZ HAS A BETTER LIFE, THANKS TO MADONNA

Splitting with Madonna wasn’t the worst thing that could happen to Jesus Luz. Things are looking up on many fronts. First of all Jesus, 24, is in New York getting lots of modeling and DJ jobs, since he became something of a household name. Of course, there are plenty of women who want what Madonna had so his social life is booming. Perhaps best of all, Jesus has learned to enjoy food again – Madonna ran a strict macrobiotic household – and Jesus almost forgot how delicious food can be.

STAND BACK- HERE COMES JESUS!

Not many DJs travel with the fanfare and entourage that Madonna’s boyfriend Jesus Luz does. While Madonna was partying and flirting with Gerard Butler during Oscar week in Los Angeles, Jesus had some jobs playing his music in Lisbon, Portugal. Madonna is smart about getting Jesus plenty of work to keep him busy at least some of the time. We’d love to see Jesus challenge Jersey Shore DJ Pauly D to a competitive spin-off

MADONNA AND JESUS ARE HELPING BRAZILIAN CHILDREN LEARN ABOUT KABBALAH

Madonna and the boyfriend she DIDN’T break up with, Jesus Luz, are very cozy in Brazil while she’s getting charity work done. Madonna supports poor children’s charities in Brazil but you can bet Kabbalah is heavily involved. Certainly red strings go along with the financial help. Above, Madonna and Jesus and Mercy are traveling with a big entourage on a sightseeing outing.

WHEN MADONNA’S FINISHED WITH HIM, JESUS LUZ WILL BE PERFECT

Always striving for perfection, Madonna is not holding back when it comes to her young sweetheart Jesus Luz. She felt there was room for improvement when it came to Jesus’s smile. She suggested, and paid $7,500 for Jesus to have his teeth straightened. He wears Invisalign braces at night – the same corrective treatment that Tom Cruise used. Fortunately for his modeling career, Jesus’s problems were minor and he didn’t need traditional braces. Madonna’s fussiness is a little surpising since she’s always been proud of her own gap-tooth smile.

WHY MADONNA IS FEARFUL ABOUT MEETING THE PARENTS

No WONDER rumors have been circulating that Madonna is nervous about meeting her boyfriend Jesus Luz’s parents. His mother Christiane, a hairdresser, is only 36 – she gave birth to Jesus when she was 13! That makes her fifteen years YOUNGER than Madonna. Not only that, but she looks like a female version of Jesus, only considerably more fierce. This will be a very interesting meeting of the minds.

MADONNA WANTS JESUS TO BE AS AMBITIOUS AS SHE IS

Madonna is a tornado of ambition and she wants her boyfriend Jesus Luz to be the same way. (He’s always been entirely too fond of lying on the beach.) She’s been making connections for him to get modeling jobs – but that’s not enough. She also wants him moonlighting as a DJ. It’s rumored that she spent $30,000 on DJ equipment for him this summer and now she’s getting him booked at celebrity parties in New York. If SHE’S at the party, Jesus doesn’t play her music because he says she hears it enough at home.