Internet

THE SIMPLE REASON WHY JENNIFER ANISTON BROKE THE INTERNET (AND MADE KIM KARDASHIAN FURIOUS)

Sure, Jennifer Aniston became famous on one of the most popular (and well written) comedy series of all time, but none of her costars on Friends ever broke the internet with their amazing popularity. Fact is, Jennifer is different – she’s no only cute and famous, but she’s always been a genuinely NICE person. For example, we watched Jen and Courteney Cox separately leave a restaurant where they had met for dinner. Courteney leaped into her car, rolled up the window, and sped away – she didn’t want to be bothered by fans waiting outside. Jennifer went out of her way to acknowledge fans and happily signed autographs – she was friendly and polite. That’s Jen – likeable and unpretentious – as is also illustrated by her civilized divorce from Brad Pitt. And she REALLY loves her dogs…

Above, Jennifer visits Jimmy Kimmel

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PRINCE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH TECHNOLOGY

Prince, 55, really HAS turned his back on technology. He liked the internet back in the 90’s but he learned to hate it when he couldn’t control images and content and comments from churlish geeks. He banned his music from YouTube and iTunes and took down his own website in retaliation to SOMETHING. He insists “the internet is OVER.” Really. And in a recent interview with V magazine he declared that he does NOT possess a cell phone! His manager takes and responds to all calls for him. Prince claims he likes “peace and calm” and is much happier and more prolific in his own little world. He’s currently touring with his new band 3rdeyegirl.

KEANU REEVES IS BARELY AWARE OF “SAD KEANU” INTERNET SENSATION




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We don’t think Keanu Reeves is really all that “sad” but we get a huge kick out of the “Sad Keanu“ internet phenomenon. Someone took paparazzi photos of Keanu eating a sandwich alone on a park bench and started superimposing the Keanus into all kinds of different scenes with funny and absurd results. Keanu himself is only mildly aware of the situation and says “it sounds like harmless fun,” which it is. If he ever gets around to googling “Sad Keanu” he will be overwhelmed with amusing photos.

THE SITUATION AND PAULY D CAN’T WAIT TO CHARGE UP THEIR ELECTRONICS




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The Jersey Shore gang packed up their stuff at the end of the third season, picked up their checks from the T-shirt store, and prepared to re-enter the outside world. Being on a paid vacation is great but they have to do it WITHOUT cell phones, or TV, or internet access! As much as they will miss their housemates and all that nightclub creepin,’ they are desperate to get back to civilization and electronics.