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ROCCO RITCHIE: LOSE THE MUSTACHE!

Turns out Madonna’s 22 year old son Rocco Ritchie is not the loser some people predicted he would turn out to be. We’ve long had a soft spot for him due to his preference for vintage clothing. He shops at thrift stores and flea markets and looks adorable in his mid-century attire (We could actually live without that mustache, however) For the past few years Rocco has been studying and producing art and he’s quite successful, using the name “Rhed.” London art dealers like his work and his paintings sell for around $25,000! Rocco’s father Guy Ritchie has a scene in his new movie called Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre featuring actors admiring and discussing “Rhed’s” paintings.

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MADONNA’S KIDS LOOK JUST LIKE THEIR FATHERS

Funny, but we never noticed how much Madonna’s two offspring – Lourdes Leon, 25, and Rocco Ritchie, 23, closely resemble their FATHERS- and share very little visible genetic connection with their mother. Lourdes is lucky because her handsome Cuban dad Carlos Leon is 6’2, so at 5’7,” she towers over her petite mother. (Of course it helps her modeling career.) Rocco obviously identifies with his lookalike dad, director Guy Ritchie, and chose to live with him in London for the past few years. Rocco has long had great fashion sense and he’s now an artist. Rocco looks very excited in this photo with Lourdes – they are meeting Madonna at the Tom Ford fashion show in NY and have three seats in the front row awaiting them.

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TO GUY RITCHIE, IT’S STILL A MAN’S WORLD

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen an all-male movie made BY men FOR men, but Guy Ritchie is still promoting machismo. Of course, we were initially intrigued by The Gentlemen because of the attractive male cast and Ritchie’s amusing fast way of cutting his scenes- no wasted time. Too bad the men all had scraggly facial hair and Hugh Grant even managed to look like a worn-out Al Pacino. The plot is all about incredibly egotistical and greedy men attempting to outsmart each other. It’s funny, but reeks of testosterone. The actors have such thick cockney accents that it’s difficult to understand anything except the startling abundance of profanity. (More than we’ve ever heard in any film) Stomach churning violence abounds and when Michelle Dockery’s little used character appears, she acts just like a man. So maybe this film is your cup of tea, or maybe not…

ROCCO RITCHIE DOESN’T WANT TO GO HOME FOR CHRISTMAS

Madonna is not going to be happy because Rocco, 16, is very involved in his new life in London, living with his dad Guy Ritchie. He has a whole gang of skateboarding buddies from school and he pals around with the likes of Brooklyn Beckham. Most important, he has his first real girlfriend, Kim Turnbull, 16, and she’s a pretty young model – so what else could he ask for? He and Kim were photographed leaving the Love magazine Christmas party in the UK. If he were in NY, his mom would be dragging him to Kabbalah meetings…

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ROCCO RITCHIE IS LIVING IT UP IN LONDON WITH HIS MODEL GIRLFRIEND

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Madonna is going to have a hard time luring her son Rocco Ritchie, 16, back to New York from London now that he’s got a tight circle of friends there. Rocco seems totally happy living with his dad Guy Ritchie. He and Brooklyn Beckham are best pals and skateboarders together, and Rocco turned out to be a smooth operator: he now has a beautiful girlfriend! He’s been spending almost every day after school with brunette model Kim Turnbull, 16, and she’s from a prominent family. Her grandfather was the famous sculptor/artist William Turnbull. Surely Madonna couldn’t object to THAT relationship. No word on whether he’s still following Kabbalah, but we doubt it.

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Above, Kim (in white) and Rocco with Brooklyn (in yellow.)
Photo below from Kim’s Instagram.

GUY RITCHIE IS LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER

Guy Ritchie, 47, has no complaints about his life. He and his beautiful wife Jacqui Ainsley (mother to three of his kids) attended an event in London this week looking spectacular. Apparently he’s settled his feud with Madonna over their son Rocco and the teen is spending most of his time with Guy. Guy’s two sons with Madonna plus her daughter Lourdes, all made a point to spend Father’s Day in London with Guy’s family. Ritchie’s next film is Knights of the Round Table: King Arthur starring the delectable Charlie Hunnam. If it’s a hit it could develop into a 6 film series, but that sounds optimistic, to say the least.

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MADONNA AT THE MET: ANOTHER REASON FOR ROCCO TO STAY IN THE UK

After four months apart, Madonna and her runaway son Rocco, 15, just had a nice reunion in London at the end of April. Rocco is still living with his father Guy Ritchie, but he spent time with Madonna at her London home and he took her to his favorite skate park. Madonna posted a cute photo of them together looking chummy. Then she flew home and dressed in this strangely inappropriate outfit for the Met Ball. Do you suppose it might embarrass her kids? (They will be teased!) She’s a shoo-in for the Worst Dressed list.

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MAYBE MADONNA ISN’T THE PERFECT MOTHER SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS

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Rocco Ritchie, 15, looks happy as a clam skateboarding in London. A month ago he ditched him mother Madonna on her Rebel Tour and went to stay with his dad, director Guy Ritchie. He says he prefers the normal family life he has with Guy and his wife Jacqui and their 3 kids. Rocco has lots more freedom in London where he isn’t so often recognized. (And it’s easier to flirt with girls.) The probability of a real custody battle became clear when Rocco did NOT show at his fancy NY school on Monday after the Christmas holidays. And Madonna thought she was the perfect mom!

GUY RITCHIE GOT OVER HIS FEAR OF MARRIAGE CAUSED BY MADONNA

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Guy Ritchie, 46, finally got over his marriage phobia when he tied the knot with model Jacqui Ainsley, 33, this weekend. Guy and Jacqui have been together for five years and they have three children. Despite the fact that they felt like “soulmates,” Guy was reluctant to make it legal. His eight year previous marriage to Madonna made him very cautious about taking that step again. Madonna was not easy to live with (remember all that Kabbalah? And all those food restrictions?) – and she nearly ruined his career. Madonna insisted on getting involved in his film-making and the results were disastrous and embarrassing. They were two smart people – just not meant for each other. Guy is convinced he got it right this time. (Top photo: David Beckham, David Ritchie, and Jason Statham before the ceremony. Below, Instagram wedding pic)

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GUY RITCHIE AND SON ROCCO DRESSED UP AS THEIR FAVORITE “BREAKING BAD” CHARACTERS FOR HALLOWEEN

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Guy Ritchie and his son Rocco must have been in the running for Best Costume at the UNICEF Halloween party in London Thursday night. They dressed up as the stars of Breaking Bad – Walter White and Jesse Pinkman – in full hazmat suits. Guy even sculpted his facial hair to look more like Bryan Cranston’s character. You can buy the costume online for around $50.00. Looks like a good time was had by all.

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