Grey Beard

THE GREY BEARD ISN’T DOING RUSSELL CROWE ANY FAVORS

Another grey beard making the wearer – in this case, Russell Crowe- look WAY less attractive. Remember, back in 2000, Russell and Meg Ryan costarred in Proof of Life and fell hard for each other. He was a hot commodity in those days. Meg left her husband Dennis Quaid for him! Eventually the infatuation fizzled out, but it was a huge tabloid scandal, and damaged Meg’s career by spoiling her good-girl image. The When Harry Met Sally star was considered to be “America’s Sweetheart.” Russell is 58 now -the same age as Brad Pitt, but he doesn’t look half as good as Brad, thanks in part to the grey beard. But he does have a young American girlfriend, Britney Theriot, 31, and they are in Rome together where he’s filming.

FURTHER PROOF THAT BEARDS MAKE ATTRACTIVE MEN LOOK AWFUL

Would you look twice sat this man? Probably not. Why do attractive men grow grey beards that make them look older and less clean? We have been trying to solve this mystery for years with no success. Men spend time and money for equipment to maintain these unappealing beards , simply because they see other guys growing them. There is a whole generation of young women who are unaccustomed to seeing clean- shaven guys. In the future these men might look back and wince at what they used to think was appealing…
By the way, the dude above is Chris Pine (He looked better as Captain Kirk)

 

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SETH ROGEN: A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!

We cannot allow this moment to go uncelebrated! Seth Rogen shaved off his beard – and most of his hair, too! Of course, it’s the beard that matters. He posted this photo to announce the fact. In all the years we’ve been observing Seth Rogen, (starting with Knocked Up, 2007) we have never seen his face without hair on it- sometimes shaggy stubble, sometimes a full beard. He always looked older than his actual age.( Yes, beards are AGEING – he’s only 39!) So it’s revelation to actually see what Seth looks like – and he looks perfectly fine! He didn’t NEED that beard he was hiding behind! Hopefully other men will take a hint from this and shave off that awful facial hair that NOBODY really likes…

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JIM CARREY: DITCH THE GREY BEARD AND WATCH YOUR LUCK CHANGE!

Just as we were thinking “Whatever happened to Jim Carrey?” he happened to post this photo on Instagram which answered all our questions. WHY he posted this is unknown but we assume it’s a recent picture. The last time we saw Jim on TV (or anywhere) was Dec, 2019, when he appeared on Saturday Night Live imitating Joe Biden. After that, Alex Moffat took over the job. Around that time Carrey and his girlfriend, actress Ginger Gonzaga, also ended their relationship. Maybe that’s when Jim started growing this horrible grey beard. We urge Jim to shave it off ASAP- nothing good is likely to happen in his life until he does!

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LIVING PROOF THAT NO MAN LOOKS BETTER WITH A GREY BEARD!

Billy Crudup has been considered a Hollywood ladies man since he appeared as a rockstar in Almost Famous. In the early 2000’s he was THE HOT GUY and he dated all the cute young actresses like Mary Louise Parker and Claire Danes. He’s currently playing an egotistical news executive on The Morning Show and dating Naomi Watts. Granted, he’s 53 now, but if he didn’t have that grey beard, women’s heads would be turning as he jogged by in New York. Grey beards can be female repellants no matter how cool the guy is behind it. Who needs to look 20 years older than they are? Certainly beards come in handy if a man DOESN’T want admiring glances…

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MICHAEL SHEEN: FURTHER PROOF THAT A GREY BEARD IS NOT MAN’S BEST FRIEND

Michael Sheen, 50, is taking a stroll with his Swedish girlfriend Anna Lundberg, 25, and he looks more like her grandfather than the object of her affection. (Yes, he used to date Sarah Silverman) Michael and Anna had only been dating for a few months when aspiring actress Anna became pregnant and she gave birth to their daughter Lyra in September. Michael already has a 20 year old daughter, Lily, with Kate Beckinsale, and to his credit, seems like an involved father. Hopefully, Michael is maintaining the beard for his sociopath character on Fox’s Prodigal Son and it’s temporary.

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TWO MEN WITH GREY BEARDS

Men with grey beards are pretty much interchangeable, and unless there is a vast difference in height or fashion we can’t tell them apart. These two guys are both well-known actors, who started out in Hollywood as “pretty boys” who shaved daily and got haircuts. They’re still nice looking, but you wouldn’t know it behind those shaggy beards. That’s Breakfast Club bad boy Judd Nelson on the left and Jeff Fahey (The Marshall) on the right. Jeff’s young girlfriend Kirsty Parsons is in the middle. Judd is holding his jacket and helmet – after their dinner at Craig’s, he zoomed off on his motorcycle, as usual.

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