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WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON BETWEEN KANYE WEST AND ANTONIO BROWN?

At first glance you might assume this is a photo of Kanye West because of the fisherman boots, the black outfit and gloves, and the head covering with eye-holes. (Donda mask) But no, it’s actually football player Antonio Brown doing a first class imitation of the troubled rapper. Like Kanye, Antonio also dresses like this Continue reading “WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON BETWEEN KANYE WEST AND ANTONIO BROWN?”

Friday, March 4, 2022

T.I. ASSERTS HIS MASCULINITY FOR WIFE TINY

Here we have rapper T.I. asserting his masculinity on his way to Craig’s with his wife Tiny. It so happens that men are less likely to wear face coverings in public than women because they think it “makes the look weak.” This manly behavior unfortunately proves that TOXIC MASCULINITY KILLS, because men are much more Continue reading “T.I. ASSERTS HIS MASCULINITY FOR WIFE TINY”

Friday, July 31, 2020

KAIA GERBER: THE GIRL CAN’T HELP IT

After a vigorous workout at the Dogpound Gym, this masked beauty stopped at the Earth Bar for a refreshing smoothie. Now that Kaia Gerber has lightened her hair, she’s not as immediately recognizable when masked. We wonder – do men make passes at her LESS often when she’s wearing a mask? Or MORE often? Photo Continue reading “KAIA GERBER: THE GIRL CAN’T HELP IT”

Monday, June 29, 2020

DOES THIS MASK MAKE YOU SMILE – OR GIVE YOU THE CREEPS?

Yikes. If we happened to be at the farmers market in Studio City and saw this guy walking in, we would definitely back up. If we saw this man walking toward us on the street while we were walking our dog, we would cross the street. It’s all about the mask. There is something inherently Continue reading “DOES THIS MASK MAKE YOU SMILE – OR GIVE YOU THE CREEPS?”

Sunday, May 24, 2020

DESIGNERS ARE NOW COMPETING FOR YOUR MASK MONEY

Look what turned up in our mailbox! Smart designers everywhere are jumping on the creative mask bandwagon and clothing company R13 is no slouch! They slapped together this mask/hat combo that is both subtle and cool for their funky customers. And their company logo is on the front of the hat. All this for only Continue reading “DESIGNERS ARE NOW COMPETING FOR YOUR MASK MONEY”

Friday, May 15, 2020

SACHA BARON COHEN: GASPING FOR AIR

Something that never occurred to us until recently: riding a bike, running, or exercising is VERY difficult to do with a mask on! Even going to the supermarket wearing one of those high power medical masks is painful because they are SO tight and hot and inhibit breathing. We don’t know how people who work Continue reading “SACHA BARON COHEN: GASPING FOR AIR”

Friday, May 1, 2020

KELLY OSBOURNE IS SAVING HER BEST MASK FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION

Kelly Osbourne raved about the mask (above) that she found on Amazon for “only $14.00.” But when it came time to actually go out in public today, she chose a much more subtle mask that matched her outfit… Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

Monday, April 13, 2020

EVEN SUPERMAN IS SUFFERING FROM SOCIAL ISOLATION

Back in the good old days we had some fine specimens of Superman, Johnny Depp’s Pirate of the Caribbean, Frankenstein, and many other famous characters hustling on busy Hollywood Boulevard. Tourists paid them lots of money for photos, so everybody went home happy. This sad looking “Superman” is a sign of the times. Neither his Continue reading “EVEN SUPERMAN IS SUFFERING FROM SOCIAL ISOLATION”

Monday, March 30, 2020

VIVIENNE WESTWOOD GIVES FACE MASKS AN EDGE

Like all designers, Vivienne Westwood now has to cater to the rap and hip hop fashion crowd, so she’s presenting some rough streetwear to appeal to them. This outfit from her fall collection is even more appropriate than she expected it to be. The leather studded mask over the gauzy headpiece could easily be Coronavirus Continue reading “VIVIENNE WESTWOOD GIVES FACE MASKS AN EDGE”

Monday, March 2, 2020

THE INEVITABILITY OF DESIGNER FACE MASKS

Face the facts – society is headed in this direction: face masks will become a necessity if you plan to leave the house, and they might as well look good while they are saving your life. Fendi already had this silk mask on the market for $270 long before the Coronavirus struck, so they are Continue reading “THE INEVITABILITY OF DESIGNER FACE MASKS”

Tuesday, February 25, 2020