Elon Musk

ELON MUSK WANTS TO BE KING OF ALL MEDIA

Apparently being one of the richest men in the world isn’t enough for Elon Musk – he also wants to be a media mogul. According to my source, Elon is hoping to expand his empire and buy OnlyFans, the adult subscription website that everyone and their sister seems to be on these days. Elon’s site X has been accused of COMPETING with OnlyFans recently by not removing material in questionable taste. After his takeover of Twitter, which he quickly rebranded as X, Elon is now telling pals that taking over OnlyFans seems like a logical fit for his growing media empire.

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IS ELON MUSK TRICKIER THAN WE THOUGHT?

File this under “things that make you go hmmm…” According to our very well-placed source, Elon Musk’s gushing over Donald Trump has EVERYTHING to do with his company Tesla, and NOTHING to do with genuine feelings. Our source insists that Elon thinks Trump is pretty much a moron, but realized it would be best to keep his friends close and his enemies closer. Donald was in the habit of ranting and raving about the evils of electric cars, but as soon as Elon endorsed him, all of that talk suddenly stopped. Our source explains that Elon is outsmarting Trump by appealing to his ego to get him to stop badmouthing electric cars. Behind closed doors, Elon is allegedly singing a COMPLETELY different tune about Trump and his politics – and let’s just say it’s anything but flattering…

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ELON MUSK: NOT AS POPULAR AS HE USED TO BE

Sure he’s sometimes the wealthiest man in the world, but Elon Musk seems to have committed social suicide by endorsing Donald Trump. The only thing awkward Elon seems to love more than money is social climbing, but thanks to his unpopular endorsement of the questionable former president, Elon is suddenly not on the coveted guest lists for the upcoming celebrity Halloween parties. According to my source, Elon had his people inquire why he hasn’t received any invitations, and the response was pretty consistent, with Hollywood A-listers telling him to celebrate Halloween with his former nemesis turned best buddy, Donald Trump. OUCH!

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RON DESANTIS TWITTER FIASCO: ACCIDENT OR SABOTAGE?

Another political piece of gossip that’s just too juicy not to share! Was it sabotage? That’s what some insiders working on Ron DeSantis’ presidential campaign are wondering after his disastrous kick-off on Twitter. Ron teamed up with Twitter boss Elon Musk to officially announce his run for the White House, but his live stream was delayed and riddled with glitches. It was SO bad that it’s already being labeled the most disastrous presidential campaign launch in history! Some connected to the campaign are wondering if Elon sabotaged the stream to make Ron look like a bumbling idiot. Just hours after the debacle campaign, insiders began to question whether Elon did this because he doesn’t support Ron’s fight with Disney or his ridiculous ban on books. These speculations will likely remain just that, but for now the campaign is steering clear of any more Twitter streams.

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ELON MUSK: SUPERHERO OR SUPERVILLAIN?

We’re not sure what to be most surprised about: the fact that Elon Musk went to the Abracadabra store in the Flatiron district in NYC and bought an elaborate costume called The Devil’s Champion Leather Armor set for $7500 to wear to Heidi Klum’s Halloween party, OR the fact that he went to the party with his MOTHER, Maye Musk. The costume had odd symbols on it (including an upside down cross) and online observers (trolls?) are already making negative predictions and remarks about Musk’s supposedly dark character and linking everything to Twitter. We happen to think he’s fascinating and would not mind getting to know him…

 

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JEFF BEZOS: LIVING WELL IS THE BEST REVENGE

Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos looked mighty happy here as he and his cute girlfriend Lauren Sanchez left NY restaurant Cipriani after lunch. His space trip with William Shatner was a huge success and cheered him up after unpleasant communications from his space rival Elon Musk. (Is the race to space all about machismo?) NASA awarded a 2.9 billion dollar contract to Musk, and via Twitter, he sent Bezos a silver “2nd place” emoji. Bezos promptly sued NASA, insisting the contract was unfairly awarded to Musk. We think William Shatner made a very important observation – that outer space is utter blackness and when he looked down at earth it was bright and beautiful. Let’s appreciate and take care of what we have…

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SNL OPENED OUR EYES ABOUT ELON MUSK

Elon Musk’s appearance on Saturday Night Live turned out to be quite a surprise. We weren’t familiar with his personality at all and found his South African accent and idiosyncrasies fascinating. He looked handsome- was well dressed, but appeared awkward and a bit uncomfortable before announcing that he had Asperger’s syndrome. THAT explained a lot. He made a distinct effort to communicate with the audience and was surprisingly unpretentious. Imagine a multibillionaire having fun dressing up in goofy costumes for skits on SNL! How could you not like him? Elon obviously tried to have a good time on the show and it made him a lot easier to like. Seeing him (above) with his girlfriend of two years, Grimes, really gets you wondering what they have in common. They partied fully masked until 6 AM at the SNL after-party.

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FORGET KANYE WEST- HAS JOHNNY DEPP GONE NUTS?

Even more problematic than Kanye West’s recent remarks about Planned Parenthood, the presidency, etc, are Johnny Depp’s lawsuits (he also sued his ex-wife Amber Heard) that are digging up and publicizing every insane or drugged-up thing he has said or done! By suing The Sun for libel, Johnny has invited the public to analyze his excessive and often repugnant behavior – things we would never have known about if HE had not filed suit! As a gossip writer, of course, we love these juicy revelations, but it IS mind boggling to think Johnny INVITED this stripping bare of his private life. Depp accused Elon Musk of having a threesome with his wife Amber and Cara Delevingne-. Musk denied it ever happened and was obviously astonished by Johnny’s self-defeating lawsuit- he recommended that “everyone bury the hatchet and move ON…
Above, Johnny Depp leaving courtroom in London

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ANGELINA JOLIE’S DILEMMA: WHO DO YOU DATE AFTER BRAD PITT? (HOW ABOUT ELON MUSK?)

This is a great big secret and will be news to Brad Pitt – but tech billionaire Elon Musk and Angelina Jolie have been secretly spending quality time together. Elon has always had a weakness for pretty film stars, and he and Angelina have known each other for several years because they’ve worked on humanitarian projects together. In the past few months they’ve become friendlier and have been getting to know each other better. Recently they spent a weekend in Las Vegas but were careful to arrive and leave separately because they’re determined to keep it undercover. This could become a juicy romance…

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AMBER HEARD: IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE!

Amber Heard, 31, is living the life that many people just dream about. She was married to one of the sexiest actors in Hollywood and now she’s bounced back by dating a billionaire on the Forbes list of Most Powerful People in the World! Her ex-husband Johnny Depp is left trying to sort out his financial difficulties and drinking problem. Amber’s new boyfriend Elon Musk, 45, is a genius with a net worth of 15.2 billion dollars. Amber is still flying in private jets – she arrived in Australia with Elon and his kids.

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