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PEOPLE TELL PARIS JACKSON SHE HAS A VOICE LIKE HER FATHER (REALLY?)

Yes, that’s Paris Jackson (on the right) lugging her guitar into The Viper Room on Sunset- she does love to sing and we are constantly amazed that people tell her she inherited her voice from her father Michael Jackson. Okay, Michael may have taught her and encouraged her to sing, but special abilities can only be inherited from a BIOLOGICAL father. It’s clear to everyone but Paris that her beloved father Michael shared a lot of love, but no DNA with her She is convinced that she is black and no one – not even her relatives – question her belief. Maybe the supposition that she shares Michael’s talent gives her the courage to perform…so that’s not a bad thing… (Someday Paris may discover she inherited a knack for dermatology)

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ANJELICA HUSTON IS THE VICTIM OF DNA – JUST LIKE THE REST OF US

Anjelica Huston was accused of overindulging in injected substances when this unflattering photo of her emerged. However, upon closer inspection, it’s apparent that she inherited her aging looks – especially around the neck – from her father John Huston. He grew a beard in his later years to disguise his loose neck folds. So don’t blame Anjelica for not aging well – it’s in her DNA. And it looks like a little plastic surgery could solve her neck problem quite nicely.

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KHLOE KARDASHIAN: WHO’S YOUR DADDY?

We have a feeling a giant Kan of Kardashian worms just opened. The two wives Robert Kardashian married AFTER he divorced Kris have BOTH claimed that Robert said Khloe was fathered by another man while he and Kris were on the outs, and was not actually his child. The women told Star Magazine that Robert loved Khloe but did not believe she was HIS child. Indeed, Kris has admitted she cheated on Robert while they were married and that’s what ultimately caused the divorce. It’s always been a running joke among the Kardashians that Khloe didn’t resemble her family – she’s bigger and has lighter, curly hair. This leaves the door open for every man Kris ever cheated with to come forward and sell his story and offer to take a DNA test. (Kris must be squirming.) This is going to be fun!

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