David Spade

DAVID SPADE : PERENNIAL LADIES MAN

David Spade ALMOST got away with sneaking out of the opening of Catch Steak LA this weekend with a very young and beautiful girl (right behind him.) He’s not the kind of guy to FLAUNT his puzzling success with the female sex, but he continues quietly scoring with women, even though he’s 57 – and 5’7” on a good day. Ex -fling Heather Locklear claimed he is well endowed, but he’s shy and won’t talk about that. His sense of humor has to be a big draw -and he’s an astute businessman. The SNL grad just sold his 6400 sq ft Edward Fickett Trousdale home for $19.5 million (he bought it for 4 million in 2001.) He’s NOT down-sizing- he already moved into his brand new $13.85 million, 11,300 sq ft bachelor pad in the Hollywood Hills.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

THE ROLE DAVID SPADE WAS BORN TO PLAY: JOE EXOTIC

The absolute BEST and most entertaining news we’ve heard all week is the report that Joe Exotic, 57, wants either Brad Pitt or “Joe Dirt” to play him in the Tiger King movie. Joe Dirt is, of course the white trash mullet haired loser that David Spade played in his 2001 movie of the same name. Spade co-wrote the script and at the time critics trashed the film, but fans loved it and it made money. What’s AMAZING is the fact that Joe Exotic (birth name: Joseph Allen Schreibvogel) IDENTIFIES with the poor hillbilly with a heart of gold character that Spade created (without benefit of meth or guns.) Who knew Joe Exotic was SO self-aware? Certainly David Spade, 55, (the right age) could make a FABULOUS over the top comedic film out of the Tiger King story. All profits should be donated to saving and preserving big cats in the wild.

DAVID SPADE IS GIVING LATE NIGHT A KICK IN THE PANTS

Above, David Spade is being ushered into Good Morning America where he talked about his new show on Comedy Central called Lights Out with David Spade. It starts at 11:30 – the same time that Jimmy Kimmel and everybody else airs. (Also the same time as David’s alma mater SNL) Spade and several other guest comics will analyze the pop cultural news of the day (not politics) along with an occasional skit. His buddies from SNL have promised to guest on the show and we will definitely tune in – absence of political commentary is very appealing, and we love Spade’s sarcasm…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

DON’T SHOOT: IT’S DAVID SPADE!

It’s far from evident at first glance, but when it comes to popularity with women, David Spade, is commonly known as the George Clooney of comedy (back when George was single.) Spade is arguably between 5’5” and 5’7” tall, but he has been linked with more Hollywood beauties than better dressed guys twice his size. Look up his amazing list of exes. (We’ve seen a lot of photos of David having breakfast at IHOP with model types.) A touch of sarcasm goes a long way…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR DAVID SPADE

Former SNL comic and Just Shoot Me actor David Spade is not only taking pretty women in tight pants out to dinner at Craig’s, but he’s got a big new job. HBO is developing a half hour comedy series (still untitled) just for him. Spade plays a 90’s grunge musician who lost his career to drugs and is now sober and working as a waiter in the Valley. Along comes a messed up twenty-something actress, and the plot thickens. Diablo Cody and Jason Reitman are writing and directing, so this is a real deal comeback for David.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

DAVID SPADE: THE HARDEST WORKING BACHELOR IN HOLLYWOOD

You’d never guess by looking at him that unassuming David Spade, 53, is one of the most successful womanizers in Hollywood. He’s dated a lot of beauties – from Heather Locklear, Pam Anderson, Naya Rivera, Julie Bowen, and Teri Hatcher, to multiple Playboy Playmates. (He even has a daughter with one.) The Just Shoot Me comic certainly didn’t win all those women over with his style – we’re guessing they like his SNL sense of humor, but Spade insists women find him attractive because he’s “reliable and not a show-off.”

Above, David Spade dressed down at LAX

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA

DAVID SPADE IS DATING “UP” AGAIN

In his own quiet way, David Spade, 52, IS quite a ladies man. Through the years the former SNL comic has dated numerous models and actresses (most of them taller than him) including Nicollette Sheridan and Heather Locklear. He makes them laugh. Since January he’s been keeping company with Maxim model and Glee actress Naya Rivera, 30. They were even seen frolicking in a pool in Hawaii. After winking that they were “just friends” they came out in the open last night on a dinner date at Catch in West Hollywood.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

DAVID SPADE IS SHOPPING WITH BRODY JENNER’S GIRLFRIEND

AG057041_08spade

Here’s a mini-mystery: Why is David Spade taking Brody Jenner’s girlfriend Kaitlynn Carter shopping at Chanel on Rodeo Drive? It was speculated that Kaitlynn might become engaged to Brody over the holidays- they are THAT serious. Adding to the puzzle is the fact that Kaitlynn is Spade’s EX-girlfriend! They dated before she met Brody. Is something happening here behind Jenner’s back? Whatever’s going on, Kaitlynn looks happy.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

DAVID SPADE IS NEVER AT A LOSS FOR FEMALE COMPANY

AG055956_01spadecut

It’s hard to believe that SNL alumni David Spade, who’s now filming “Joe Dirt 2,” is 50 years old! He’s always looked younger than his age, and now it’s an asset. (We loved him on “Just Shoot Me.”) His youthful looks and demeanor also seem helpful in finding girlfriends. He has a six year old daughter with Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace, 29. Above, he took another pretty blonde out to lunch in Beverly Hills.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

DAVID SPADE WANTS TO TICKLE HEATHER LOCKLEAR’S FANCY…AGAIN

Back in 2006, David Spade and Heather Locklear spoke very highly of each other and they were a rambunctious couple for awhile. That was before Jack Wagner. Now that Heather and Jack have called things off, David has been calling Heather, inviting her out. Heather says it’s just too soon and she’s not ready to date again. But David doesn’t give up easy – he’s persistent – and funny – and we predict will wear her down.