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GEORGE CLOONEY IS SUING FRENCH MAGAZINE BECAUSE PHOTO REVEALS HIS DAD BOD – NOT BABIES’ FACES!

George Clooney is understandably irate because the French magazine Voici scooped the world with its cover of the Clooney twins and George doesn’t know where the outside photos were taken. He assumes a paparazzi trespassed on his property, but it’s not clear yet HOW the blurry pic was taken. Keep in mind. if George had simply released his own family photo, the competition for the first picture would not have escalated. Clooney says he’s filing lawsuits “for the safety of his family.” Really? The only thing noteworthy in the fuzzy pic is George’s big bare tummy. We think THAT’S really why he’s angry…