Conspiracy!

PRINCESS DIANA WAS KILLED BY A COMMON DRUNK DRIVER

We can’t help but laugh at this fuss over so called “new evidence” that Princess Diana was murdered. Alan Power is some guy in England who wrote the book “The Princess Diana Conspiracy” and it’s started the press discussing her 1997 fatal accident all over again. Diana’s boyfriend who died with her was Dodi Fayed and his father Mohammed al Fayed has been desperate to prove that his son had nothing to do with Diana’s death. Dodi, of course, employed the driver who was extremely drunk and driving at twice the speed limit when the accident happened. The new book author claims a British soldier was hired to cause the crash by shining a spotlight in the eyes of Dodi’s driver from the car in front of them, causing the driver to lose control. Silly. Somehow we think Mohammed Fayed is behind this book and maybe paid the writer to try and clear his son’s name. Scotland Yard is not re-opening the case, but “assessing the credibility” of the new claims. (Above, Diana and Dodi in their last elevator ride, leaving the Ritz Hotel that fateful night)

KIM KARDASHIAN’S DIVORCE TIMING: A CONSPIRACY WITH KRIS JENNER?

All of a sudden things are falling into place. Did Kim and her mother Kris Jenner CONSPIRE to time this divorce filing on the eve of Kris’s press tour for her book? With Kim in Australia, interviews with Kris Jenner are suddenly vitally important, and TV shows are fighting over her. Her book sales can only profit from all this extra publicity and Kris is thoroughly enjoying all the attention. Next we expect the E! channel to announce a televised special about the divorce…

SHAWN KING AND HER SISTER SHANNON: A CONSPIRACY?

The subject of Larry King came up at dinner tonight and suddenly a light bulb lit up. Someone suggested that PERHAPS the Mormon sisters Shawn and Shannon have been in cahoots all the time and taking Larry for all he’s worth. That maybe Shannon seduced Larry into giving her all sorts of gifts and in turn he had to shower Shawn with gifts to make up for his guilt! Larry was happy having two pretty blondes at his disposal and the sisters were both well taken care of. Just an idea, but…..stranger things have happened.