Cell Phone

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KATIE HOLMES AND OTHER COMMUTERS IS A BOOK

Commuters got on and off the subway train headed uptown in Manhattan and they were all very busy on their phones. If they weren’t so self-involved they might have noticed they were sitting near a movie star. And the movie star – Katie Holmes– is the only one reading a book instead of staring at her phone! Apparently phone addiction makes it much easier for celebrities to go about their business doing everyday things unnoticed!
Footnote: Katie is reading Slouching Towards Bethlehem by Joan Didion

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PRINCE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH TECHNOLOGY

Prince, 55, really HAS turned his back on technology. He liked the internet back in the 90’s but he learned to hate it when he couldn’t control images and content and comments from churlish geeks. He banned his music from YouTube and iTunes and took down his own website in retaliation to SOMETHING. He insists “the internet is OVER.” Really. And in a recent interview with V magazine he declared that he does NOT possess a cell phone! His manager takes and responds to all calls for him. Prince claims he likes “peace and calm” and is much happier and more prolific in his own little world. He’s currently touring with his new band 3rdeyegirl.

ONE GUESS: DOES KIM KARDASHIAN WANT PRIVACY OR MONEY?

It makes sense that Kim Kardashian has requested that Cedars Sinai hospital staffers on the maternity floor have their cell phones taken away while she’s giving birth in June. (Yes, June.) Only two senior members of the staff will be allowed to have phones. Obviously Kim is determined that NO ONE will snap a photo of her new baby and beat her to the punch by selling the “first baby photo.” That first photo is likely to bring more than enough money to pay for the baby’s college education, if the child Is so inclined. In the meantime, Kim is keeping busy planning the outfits she’ll wear to and from the hospital.

THE SITUATION AND PAULY D CAN’T WAIT TO CHARGE UP THEIR ELECTRONICS




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The Jersey Shore gang packed up their stuff at the end of the third season, picked up their checks from the T-shirt store, and prepared to re-enter the outside world. Being on a paid vacation is great but they have to do it WITHOUT cell phones, or TV, or internet access! As much as they will miss their housemates and all that nightclub creepin,’ they are desperate to get back to civilization and electronics.