Car Accident

KILLER CAR CRASH: WAS BRUCE JENNER LOOKING IN THE MIRROR?

bruce jenner  getting a coffe  in malibu_.

We were horrified to learn that Bruce Jenner (he was not yet Caitlyn) will not be charged for that PCH crash that killed a woman. Not only was he towing another vehicle, but he was reportedly driving too fast for conditions. His cell phone was checked and he was cleared of texting. So what could have caused him to take his eyes off the road and rear-end two cars? We are willing to bet a week’s pay that Bruce was LOOKING AT HIMSELF IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR and fantasizing about his upcoming surgeries and female transformation. Or maybe fluffing his new weave. Of course that cannot be PROVED, so he is off the hook. Let’s hope Caitlyn is a better driver than Bruce. (Above, Bruce before the accident)

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

PREGNANT JEWEL SAYS HER CADILLAC SAVED HER LIFE

We have a lifetime love for the underappreciated Cadillac (it happens when you grow up in Chicago) so we were pleased when singer Jewel, 36, credited her Cadillac with keeping her alive in a violent car accident. As you may recall Jewel is married to Ty Murray (she once dated Sean Penn!) and they’re expecting their first child this Spring. She was driving alone in Texas yesterday when she was broadsided by a fire truck! She’s already out of the hospital and tweeted “I do know my car saved my and my baby’s life – definitely going to get another Cadillac SRX, It absorbed the damage and saved my life!”