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ROB KARDASHIAN HASN’T TAKEN THAT BASEBALL CAP OFF SINCE 2013

Strange but true. Try to find a photo of Rob Kardashian without the cap for the past nine years. It’s sad, but this Kardashian guy has been “hiding out” since then. Back in 2012 he had a short but memorable romance with Rita Ora and she broke his heart. That’s when he started eating too much. In 2016, he started dating Blac Chyna- at one point she claimed Rob spend $100,000 on weight loss surgery that seemed to be working, but then didn’t. Meanwhile the hat never came off- apparently his hair was thinning. He might be getting hair transplants of some kind, but he just NEVER removes the cap. Maybe that’s why he hasn’t shown up in court this week…he would be asked to remove it.

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BLAC CHYNA DREAM HOUSE

Who on earth would have guessed that Architectural Digest would have a relationship with stripper Blac Chyna? It’s horrifying but true. Our architectural expert friend Steven Price posted this video on Facebook:
An LA architect named Michael Lehrer managed to keep a straight face while Chyna described her “dream house” – including a sex room. The fact that Blac Chyna has no intention of building a house – never mind the cost – is never mentioned in this startling video. But what has this done to the desperate architect’s “reputation?” Perhaps Lehrer assumes that rappers will now be clamoring for his services…

IS BLAC CHYNA TRYING TO STEAL NICKI MINAJ’S LIFE?

Singer Nicki Minaj (top photo) thought nothing of wearing this skimpy outfit to the Vogue Fashion Fund Gala in New York – but hey, pop stars can get away with a LOT. Her Rapunzel length wig looks familiar – because Blac Chyna (bottom photo) has been wearing the SAME one. Chyna appears to want Nicki’s life because not only is she stealing Nicki’s LOOK, (in a low rent kind of way,) but she just recorded a raunchy song and hopes to go from stripper to rapper.

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BLAC CHYNA: SOME PEOPLE JUST SHOULDN’T WEAR SPANDEX

Blac Chyna, 29, was not able to acquire the Kardashian name so apparently she decided to out-do them all in the butt department. Today she went shopping at Saks Fifth Avenue (with her new boyfriend) wearing spandex shorts. Can you imagine what the salesladies in Saks were thinking? We assume Rob Kardashian was at home eating his heart out…

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SORRY AMBER ROSE, SLUT WALKING IS NOT A FEMINIST GOAL

We’re pretty sure guys from all over will be racing to downtown LA to catch a glimpse of Amber Rose’s SLUT WALK. The event was conceived after a Toronto policeman suggested that “Women should avoid dressing like sluts to avoid being raped.” Women protest the notion that what they wear can make them responsible for their own assault. Amber considers herself a feminist and her old pal Blac Chyna, who is also a former stripper, joined Amber in the protest. Noticeably absent: the Kardashians. Amber MEANS well, but we’re not certain that a Slut Walk appeals to most feminists. It does appeal to the men watching and cheering…

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ROB KARDASHIAN AND HIS SUSPICIOUS ENGAGEMENT

Funny that Rob Kardashian chose the day his family flew out of town to propose to his girlfriend Blac Chyna. Who would have guessed that Rob’s sock business would pay off enough for him to buy a $325,000 engagement ring? It makes sense that the happy couple would celebrate the event at the Ace of Diamonds strip club where Chyna occasionally works. Coincidentally or not, the club is getting their own reality series and we wonder if this party was filmed. Blac Chyna’s side of the family is delighted with the situation. We can’t wait to hear what the Kardashians will say. The biggest question of all is: Does Rob have a baseball cap suitable for a wedding?

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ONLY A KARDASHIAN MOTHER COULD LOVE THIS PHOTO

Rob Kardashian, 29, and his “urban model”/stripper girlfriend Blac Chyna posed at the Crazy Horse Gentleman’s Club in Atlanta where she performed this week. As always, he has that ever-present baseball cap glued to his head, but more disturbing is the fact that Rob has a business degree from USC and THIS is what he’s doing with it. Funny, Rob and his significant other were not invited to attend church with his pious family this Easter weekend and it was QUITE the photo-op.

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