Birkin Bag

JANE BIRKIN TAUGHT ME A LESSON

Actress/singer Jane Birkin’s funeral was a huge deal in Paris. Thousands of fans lined the streets while her celebrity friends and family were inside the church. The event was live-streamed on a huge screen outside so everyone could watch. Speaking of the Birkin bag, on my first trip to Paris decades ago, I foolishly bought what passed for a dark red leather Birkin bag. It was probably a knock-off, but it looked good and cost a LOT. It became my daily bag in LA when I got home, and still is the only handbag that a strange man complimented me on. THAT should have been a clue. One night I took it to The Candy Store nightclub in Beverly Hills and it was stolen off the table while I was dancing. Disaster- my drivers license, credit cards, and makeup were all gone! I learned a painful lesson: NEVER carry an expensive or desirable looking handbag. You are ASKING for trouble!

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CHANEY JONES’ BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT PAID OFF

Kanye West’s latest girlfriend Chaney Jones, 24, is no fool – her Brazilian Butt has paid off big time! She’s a social media influencer whose following has grown as fast as her backside. Since hooking up with Kanye, she has morphed into a Kim Kardashian clone, giving Kanye exactly what he wants. The only drawback for Kanye might be the fact that she IS smart and educated and knows exactly what SHE wants. When he offered to buy her an Hermes Birkin bag like he gave to his previous girlfriend Julia Fox, Chaney told him EXACTLY which model of the collectible bag she dreamed of having. No surprise- it turned out to be perhaps the MOST expensive and hard-to-get bag of all. Kanye found it for $275,000 (imagine that -a handbag!) We predict she will need a bodyguard now when she carries it…

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EJ JOHNSON LIKES TO FLAUNT HIS HANDBAGS

EJ Johnson, 28, is keeping cool in New York wearing a crop top, a miniskirt, and what looks like an Hermes Birkin bag in turquoise. The Rich kids of Beverly Hills star certainly lives up to the title of his now cancelled reality series. EJ is said to have a massive and colorful collection of pricey Birkin bags – at least two of them are crocodile and worth over $100,000. Can you imagine carrying around such an expensive bag? It seems like an open invitation to thieves! EJ has been studying acting and he hopes to get into the fashion business, but he never seems to be looking for work…

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