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JOEL MADDEN: SOME THINGS CANNOT BE EXPLAINED

We’ve been watching and kinda curious about Good Charlotte musicians Joel Madden and his twin brother Benji for a LONG time. First of all, we have never seen EITHER one when he was not wearing a baseball cap! And we’re talking YEARS! And for ALL occasions, indoors and out! Joel WAS seen without his baseball cap at his wedding to Nicole Richie in 2010. The next (and last) time he had a bare head was Valentines Day in 2015 when Joel and Benji and their wives double dated. The brothers are nice looking and probably not bald, but they choose to hide behind hats and beards ALL THE TIME! Yet both married well – Nicole Richie and Cameron Diaz – famous and well-off women who seem to be EXTREMELY happy with their covered-up husbands…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Joel in Beverly Hills yesterday

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ROB KARDASHIAN?

The only male member of the Kardashian clan has been MISSING IN ACTION for years now. And it’s not easy because they are probably the most photographed non-royal family in the world. How does Rob Kardashian stay totally out of the public eye – and more important, WHY? He claims to be devoting his time to his five year old daughter (with Blac Chyna) Dream, but they are never seen together at Kardashian kid-oriented parties or events. Rob managed to testify and come and go from the recent trial (Blac Chyna VS Kardashians) UNSEEN by the packs of paparazzi. (There wasn’t even a court sketch of him!) Did he remove that ever-present baseball cap? While the rest of the family celebrated Kourtney and Travis Barker’s wedding in Italy, Rob was conspicuously absent. Paparazzi NEVER snap him eating out or just leaving his house. We can only assume that he’s not happy with his looks – maybe he’s gained more weight. Or perhaps he’s getting hair transplants – hence, the permanent baseball cap. He seems like a nice guy, here’s hoping he can pull himself together and learn to enjoy his good life.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA -Vintage photo- it’s hard to find a photo of Rob WITHOUT Blac Chyna

KYLIE JENNER’S FORMAL BASEBALL CAP

It’s only fair to point out that Kylie Jenner’s Met Gala dress ranked a strong second on the Worst Dressed list. The short sleeve mesh t-shirt under the white fluffy gown with the fifteen foot out- of- control train is bad enough. Top it off with a white backward baseball cap with flowers and a veil, and the result is amusing, but Kylie doesn’t seem to be in on the joke. This is a dress more suitable for Lady Gaga, who would see the humor in it…

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ROB KARDASHIAN HASN’T TAKEN THAT BASEBALL CAP OFF SINCE 2013

Strange but true. Try to find a photo of Rob Kardashian without the cap for the past nine years. It’s sad, but this Kardashian guy has been “hiding out” since then. Back in 2012 he had a short but memorable romance with Rita Ora and she broke his heart. That’s when he started eating too much. In 2016, he started dating Blac Chyna- at one point she claimed Rob spend $100,000 on weight loss surgery that seemed to be working, but then didn’t. Meanwhile the hat never came off- apparently his hair was thinning. He might be getting hair transplants of some kind, but he just NEVER removes the cap. Maybe that’s why he hasn’t shown up in court this week…he would be asked to remove it.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA: Rob and Chyna in happier days

LEONARD COHEN NEVER LOOKED LIKE A JERK IN A BASEBALL CAP

What are we going to miss MOST about the late Leonard Cohen? The fact that he always dressed like a MAN, not a boy. We never ONCE saw Cohen wearing the object we hate MOST: the dreaded BASEBALL CAP! The baseball cap should only be worn by boys playing ball or desperate men losing their hair, occasionally on the beach, and NEVER indoors. If we never had to look at another dopey man-boy in a baseball cap and cargo shorts the world would be a better place.

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THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR RAY LIOTTA

Ray Liotta, 61, must be feeling quite confident and secure since his series with Jennifer Lopez, Shades of Blue, turned out to be a surprise HIT. (He has high praise for Jennifer on Twitter.) Season 2 is currently filming and on his day off he browsed on Madison Avenue, wearing a Shades of Blue baseball cap. For some reason he decided to upgrade his headwear and ducked into the posh Loro Piana store. $400 later he walked out wearing a luxurious baseball cap made of waterproof, wind resistant cashmere. He tossed his old cap in the trash but we bet a store clerk snatched it out of the bin after he left the store.

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