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MILA KUNIS AND ASHTON KUTCHER ARE JUST MOM AND DAD TODAY

This family, going out for Saturday breakfast, looks like they could be anybody from the middle of anywhere, USA, but, in fact, they are major movie stars enjoying a meal together in Beverly Hills. Mila Kunis is holding hands with daughter Wyatt, 3, and Ashton Kutcher is carrying their 15 month old son Dimitri. The tables seem to have turned a bit- Mila’s career is hotter than Ashton’s right now.

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ASHTON KUTCHER AND MILA KUNIS: MARRIED PEOPLE DO START TO LOOK ALIKE

Not only do Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher LOOK alike, but they DRESS alike and WALK alike! They were seen leaving Joan’s On Third after lunch, with the same posture and heads down. When they co-starred on That 70’s Show Mila was in her early teens and romance was the LAST thing on their minds. But in 2012, they ran into each other at an award show and realized how much they missed each other. Gradually they became aware of how much they have in common. (They both love watching The Bachelor) Six years and two kids later they’re still going strong.

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ASHTON KUTCHER IS AVOIDING MASSAGE PARLORS IN NEW ORLEANS

Ashton Kutcher is a real hands-on dad with his one year old little girl Wyatt. (He may have picked up a few tips when he was with Demi Moore and her three daughters.) Right now the family is in New Orleans and Ashton is playing househusband while Mila Kunis films an ironically titled movie “Bad Moms” with Christina Applegate and Kristen Bell. Ashton brought his delighted Wyatt to a New Orleans park and slid down the kiddie slide with her on his lap. He’s probably relieved to be away from Hollywood where he was photographed exiting a massage parlor before leaving for New Orleans.

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DEMI MOORE AND ASHTON KUTCHER CALL A TRUCE FOR THE SAKE OF PROPRIETY

We had to laugh when we heard that when Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher got OFF that Southwest return flight we wrote about earlier, that everything changed. When they saw each other in the Burbank airport waiting area and realized they were on the SAME flight, they both looked uncomfortable and ignored each other. On the plane they sat four rows apart. They were both headed for the same tech conference dealing with preventing online predators from abusing children. At some point, they realized didn’t want their personal problems detracting from their mission. When they returned to Burbank after the conference, they put aside their differences, smiled, and walked through the airport together while paparazzi flashed. It was the civilized thing to do.

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ASHTON KUTCHER AND DEMI MOORE: AN AWKWARD COINCIDENCE

VERY awkward situation at the Southwest terminal at the Bob Hope airport in Burbank today. Travelers were surprised to see that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher both showed up for the same flight to San Jose. Of course, Demi and Ashton were probably more shocked than anyone! They were each accompanied by their assistants and never acknowledged or looked at each other. (Obviously, the divorce is not “friendly.”) Ashton boarded first, sat in the front row, and buried his face in his phone for the entire flight. Demi sat four rows behind him and tried not to attract attention. Wonder why they were both flying to San Jose….

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DEMI MOORE CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT HER ASTROLOGER

Demi Moore is dumber than we realized- no WONDER Ashton Kutcher left her. At first glance, Demi appears to be pretty, successful, and smart. But if you get to know her better, it becomes clear that she naively depends on faith healers and astrologers to keep her life together! She frequently took Ashton to Kabbalah sessions for spiritual counseling when they were together and even dressed him up in white and dragged him to Israel (photo above) for a “spiritual journey.” For years she has depended on the advice of new age faith healer/astrologer Paddi Moore, who lives in Mexico, and frequently flies her in for counseling sessions. At one time Demi contemplated paying the astrologer to move to the US to be closer to her. THAT’S how dependent Demi is on astrology and it appears that Ashton was the SMART one for leaving that marriage.

THE LAST STRAW FOR DEMI MOORE

As if Demi Moore needed one more thing to make her life miserable. First she lost her husband Ashton Kutcher when the tabloids caught him cheating with various floozies. Now her own daughters, Rumer, Tallulah, and Scout prefer to remain friends with Ashton against their mother’s wishes, and they stopped speaking to Demi. Ashton has taken up with his “That 70’s Show“ costar, the adorable Mila Kunis, and Demi’s daughters reportedly LIKE Mila a lot and approve of the relationship. Time for Demi to rethink her strategy.

ASHTON KUTCHER TOOK MORE THAN HIS LUGGAGE WHEN HE LEFT DEMI MOORE

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Demi Moore must be feeling pretty low today – since photos of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis kissing surfaced on the internet. The cheating husband she loved has not only gone, but he’s taken her three daughters with him! Demi’s girls with Bruce WillisTallulah, Scout, and Rumer, want to remain friends with Ashton even though he split with their mother. Demi felt it was disloyal for them to continue their relationship with Ashton and now they’ve stopped speaking to HER. On top of that, Ashton has been secretly seeing Mila Kunis, his costar on “That 70’s Show.” Demi watched Mila grow up on the series and always thought of her as a little sister and friend. The idea of Mila and Ashton dating is a CRUSHING blow.

ASHTON KUTCHER IS NO HANK WILLIAMS

Ashton Kutcher can’t avoid putting his foot in his mouth and his Twitter obsession isn’t doing him any favors. He appeared as a presenter last Sunday on the Country Music Awards televised in Las Vegas and he looked like a doofus. (Why he was on the show at all is a mystery.) He dressed himself up in a HUGE oversize cowboy hat that nearly covered his eyes and a fancy old style western jacket with a jumbo silver belt buckle. Country singers on the show found it offensive and thought he was MOCKING them. He tried to tweet explanations and ended up sniffing “I grew up idolizing the style of Hank and Merle, maybe new country people just don’t get it.”

NOW THAT HE’S SINGLE, ASHTON KUTCHER IS PLANNING A SPACE FLIGHT



About to be single Ashton Kutcher is doing all the things a wife might frown upon – most recently he signed up to become a space traveler. British billionaire Richard Branson’s Virgin Galactic company has been taking reservations for their first space flights and Ashton is the 500th customer to book a flight. The spaceport is located in New Mexico. Branson’s space ships are in the final stages of testing and he and his family will be on the first flight. The trip costs $200,000 and passengers are taken to the boundary of the earth’s atmosphere where they will be weightless for six minutes. The whole ride lasts around three and a half hours but requires three days of pre-flight training. Exciting, if you can afford it.