Sweet Actress: Wrong Guy

Our intentions aren’t cruel, but we have to point out that this sweet actress is headed for heartbreak. After a series of disappointing relationships, she found happiness with her handsome new guy, but would she still be smiling if she found out he used to be a Gay for Pay escort? He didn’t trade sex for money- he traded it for FAME. His “clients” include the editor of a top celebrity magazine. Recently he started choosing famous girlfriends who can boost his career. They can’t help falling for him because he’s so darn hot.

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52 thoughts on “Sweet Actress: Wrong Guy

  1. Its SELMA BLAIR,AND TRUST ME I KNOW FOR A FACT AS I,VE DONE HER BOYFRIEND,AND NO,I DIDNT PAY.HES GOOD…

  2. I was gonna say the same…I think they want you to think it’s Reese and Jake…

  3. Oh no, it’s OBVIOUSLY Halley Barry! So sad, she deserves someone great. Her model bf Gabriel whatever, fits this discription to a tee.

  4. Cruel Intentions…gotta be Selma Blair…how sad. She’s adorable and finally got away from that dorky Zappa!

  5. It’s not Halle Berry…read the “hints” Cruel Intentions….Halle Berry wasn’t in that…get w/the program already

  6. Selma Blair seems to only go for super-hot guys anyway (Zappa excluded). I read that when Seth MacFarlane approached her at a party, she bit his hand. Hilarious!
    She’ll get what she’s got coming to her.

  7. YOU need to get with the program. If anyone was going to fuck somebody for the fame, it WOULD NOT be Selma “I had to google her to remind me of who she is” Blair. It’s Halle Berry :^(

  8. ^^ Uh? ‘Get what’s coming to her?’ Are you on crack?
    Maybe girl knows exactly what she’s doing as well outta the deal.

  9. Has to be Selma Blair. He was dating a famous editor who got fired. Common knowledge in LA

  10. so it sounds like selma blair…. who is the guy?

  11. I’m sorry, but If I was going to have coitus with someone to become famous and further my career…it sure wouldn’t be Selma “I had to google her to remind myself exactly who she is” Blair.

  12. totally slema blair, who is recently divorced and dating Matthew Flecker…guy from the britney spears toxic vid. Go to his myspace aka brad lenz

  13. You guys TOTALLY missed the 2nd clue! The ‘sweet’ actress is Reese Witherspoon! She was in Cruel Intentions & Sweet Home Alabama. Even before Brokeback Mountain there were rumors that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay and they are suppose to be dating now.

  14. My vote has to be for Selma Blair.
    Janet’s clues seem to be sweet and cruel.
    Selma was in Cruel Intentions and The Sweetest Thing.

  15. My vote would have to be for Selma Blair.
    Janet’s clues seem to be sweet and cruel.
    Selma was in both Cruel Intentions and The Sweetest Thing.

  16. It can’t be Reese/Jake. Jake is a successful actor who does not need to date women for fame. Before Reese, who was his last girlfriend? Exactly. You can’t remember. This obviously has to be Selma Blair.

  17. I dont think it’s for fame. It’s for exploiting Hollywood and society for all of the silliness in gossip. The film he is making is just that. People writing blind items about it just fuels his point. I do believe they care very much about eachother.

  18. Who gave you your story? That patholgical duchebag lier richard perez feria

  19. This is blind because? It’s so fabricated. If you named names they would file a giant lawsuit

  20. He doesn’t date women for fame cause he’s already famous. He had gay sex to BECOME famous. Now, he dates famous women like Kirsten Dunst and REESE WITHERSPOON… You people are slow.

  21. I think its Halle Berry. She was the first person that popped in my mind. The clue is that the actress is dating a guy that is LESS famous and most obviously a male model. Halle has been unlucky in love for years. I definitely thought it was her!

  22. I don’t think so I think it’s Selma Blair too the clues are there like sweet and cruel.

  23. Cruel Intentions. Sweet Home Alabama.= Reese Witherspoon
    Jake was with Kirsten Dunst and is now famous.

  24. Cruel Intentions. Sweet Home Alabama.= Reese Witherspoon
    Jake was with Kirsten Dunst and is now famous.

  25. Reese Witherspoon didn’t have a “series of disappointing relationships”. She was married for quite some time to Ryan Phillipe. And Jake has been in showbiz for a long while now and has not been known for the women he’s dated.

  26. would the few straight men out there please raise your right hand??? because nowadays sadly, all men are suspiciously gay. that bugs the crap out of me.

  27. Selma Blair. Still, she seems pretty open-minded!

  28. If Selma’s new guy traded it for fame, he apparently wasn’t any good.

  29. Ok, Hayden was a child star in Canada before he came to the states and worked as a teen so exactly when would he be able to work as a rent boy? or have the need to. And being in Star Wars would probably make him more well known than Rachel Bilson by far.
    Jake Gyllenhal comes from a Hollywood family and imdb him and see his credits go back ages and he’s hardly not famous! Good Lord some of you folks are so dense.

  30. “He doesn’t date women for fame cause he’s already famous. He had gay sex to BECOME famous. Now, he dates famous women like Kirsten Dunst and REESE WITHERSPOON… You people are slow”
    Are you are a moron. JG has been in movies since he was a kid. His family are wealthy and well connected.

  31. I believe it’s Ryan Reynolds! He’s now with Scarlet Johansson!

  32. selma was in cruel intentions as well as reese

  33. Please…it has to be Penelope Cruz and Josh Hartnett.

  34. “Are you are a moron. JG has been in movies since he was a kid. His family are wealthy and well connected.”
    Just because you have movie credits doesn’t mean you’re FAMOUS you idiot — BIG difference!

  35. “Are you are a moron. JG has been in movies since he was a kid. His family are wealthy and well connected.”
    Just because you have movie credits doesn’t mean you’re FAMOUS, you idiot — BIG difference!

  36. “Are you are a moron. JG has been in movies since he was a kid. His family are wealthy and well connected”
    There’s a BIG difference between having movie credits and being FAMOUS, you idiot.

  37. Reese Witherspoon:
    1. Cruel Intentions
    2. Sweet Home Alabama

  38. the famous editor would be Jann Wenner of Rolling Stone of course!

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