SIMON COWELL STILL HAS A FATAL FLAW
Simon Cowell, 60, says he had a health scare so he lost 20 pounds by changing his diet to “almost vegan” – he still eats fish. He certainly looked thinner when he showed up at a Britain’s Got Talent event in the UK. He’s getting a hug from fellow judge /British comic David Walliams on the red carpet and Simon looks like he lost a few inches of HEIGHT too! He looks oddly tiny. (He’s still wearing the SAME jeans – just a smaller size!) Although Simon gulps lots of vitamins and eats better, he is still a CHAINSMOKER, and lit up as soon as this photo op was over…
Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA
Sunday, January 19, 2020
Giuliania di Pandi Rancid
After countless lit candles and prayers over the years beseeching that he finally would be fitted with a decent bra, imagine our surprise to see the new and improved Simon, with a sveltness that makes a brassire all but unnecessary!
Bravo! (With due thanks to bariatric intervention and a sensible “maintenance” diet of nicotine and hard candy!)
But, alas, as Janet points out–and as his wan smile and ever-present Cuban heels attest, poor Simon’s enduring malady is Short Man’s Complex.
And sadly, as evidenced by Jada Pinkett Smith, and the Ten Gallon Hat/8-Inch Platforms currently being divorced by Sara Gilbert, there is no cure for that one.
Shia's the beef
A disgrace of a man
Wilson
One vice at a time, Janet! Hopefully, he’ll now quit smoking, much more dangerous than 20 extra pounds.
Still, he looks great.
Kait
Am not a Cowell fan, but height shaming is the WORST. Shame on you.
Harvey Winestine
I also hear he enjoys chain smoking FAGS too!