SEARS HAS COME A LONG WAY, BABY


The Kardashian Kollection hit 400 Sears stores just last week and already everything is marked down to 30% off. All this in spite of the fact that famed photographer Annie Liebowitz was hired by Sears to make sure Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim looked good in their photos wearing the clothes. Sears has come a long way since its catalog lingerie ads in the 1960’s.

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  1. I am chuffed that Sears is associating it’s brand with a ‘star’ of a pornographic video.Wait until the Tea Party gets wind of this.

    That being said American Consumers will lap up this rubbish product like gravy and max out their credit cards doing it.

  2. Well, some of the shite they’re selling is emblazoned with the Kim Kardashian Kollection momogram—”K.K.K.”—so one can understand why they might be havin trouble moving stock.

    (However sales in Bama and Ol’ Miss are said to be “brisk.”)

  3. I do not think it’s 30% off. I think they hike the price high so they can mark it “30% off” and people will think they are paying a sale price when really it is full price.

  4. As much as I would like to say that its on sale because it’s not selling, it’s not the Kardashian Kollection, it’s the economy. I went through the mall with my daughter this weekend and every store is having sales. Buy one get one half off, 40% off, I could go on.

  5. In second pic, Khloe in the middle is much bigger and taller than Kim and Kourtney. They must be standing on boxes. And Sears is about done for anyway, so what’s the big whoop? The Sears near my house has very few customers, (and they may have even less after seeing the K-sluts clothing line). lol

  6. The Discount is because of the 0bama economy. Many of us would afford lavish and frequent vacations if taxpayers footed the bill for us too.

  7. Sears is a shitty place to work, and a shitty place to buy anything. No thanks. This must be a last ditch effort by Sears. As for the economy, thank dubya–he ran the country into the ground.

  8. Being a regular shopper at Sears, I do know that they have sales on all of their clothing lines. Usually 30% is a minimum, so no shock here.

    I do feel that Sears has raised the prices on their merchandise though. It is not as affordable as it used to be. Hopefully the higher prices does not mean they are having financial difficulties(mind you, as stated above, in this economy it’s pretty hard not to be hurtin’ a little). I sure hope that they dont go out of business as it has provided me and my family with a lot of shopping pleasure over the years.

    PS The Kardashian sisters have probably been paid outright by Sears so they probably don’t care if their stuff is on sale or not.

  9. Sears is a really sucky store, always was. Only old people show there for aprons, girdles and tools. Ew.

  10. Who buys lingerie at Sears, that’s where you buy tools, all the rest of their stuff is cheap crap. What a terrible comedown for Annie Liebowitz. She used to take photos of Royalty and now due to her financial desperation is reduced to taking photoshopped photos of twats.

  11. let’s wonder: ARE YOU SURE COWS, like khloe, FIT THESE CLOTHES?

  12. In case anyone is wondering?
    I buy my underthings at Cosco.
    Wear em…till they rot off.
    TA-DAA!

  13. Sears = K Mart really and even the black Ho’s wont buy this stuff. Kardashians got paid so now they can go away,,,they dont care if it is good bad or sells. Between them they have had sex with enough black men to field an NFL game!

  14. Re: British Teeth’s comment: LMFAO!
    BTW, I much prefer the classy 60’s Sears catalog compared to the skanky crap the Kardashians are flogging (& shouldn’t Annie Liebowitz have a better grasp of Photoshop by now?)

  15. You are kidding about the KKK monogram, British Teeth, right? Nobody would be that stupid…not even money hungry Karshadians….

    The problem with these pictures is that you can’t really see the outfits. You can’t see the straps for their hair and in the top picture, I have no idea what Khloe is wearing.

  16. Sears is desperate to revamp its image, so it turned to two a porn star and her two sisters. The merchandise is marked down 30% as a marketing ploy, because most who shop at Sears will only buy sale items. Annie L. is totally broke, so of course she took the gig. Amazing pic… those two younger sisters are quite average looking ho’s.

  17. Yep. Agree totally that Annie Leibowitz’s career is on the skids. And LOL @ the comment regarding her derelict photoshopping! Talk about phoning it in!

    And speaking of SEARS, guess whose company now owns the Sears Tower (renamed Willis Tower in 2009)?

    That’s right, “Lucky” Larry Silverstein—who also negotiated a lease of the WTC in NYC just weeks before its destruction.

    Small world! 🙂

  18. Chicago Fun Fact (“Collect ’em all Trade with your friends!”):

    Chicago mayor and Dual-citizen RAHM EMMANUEL is the son of BENJAMIN EMMANUEL, who worked in the 1940s with IRGUN, the militant Zionist group that committed terrorist acts against Palestinian and British targets.

  19. The Prices are higher everywhere because printing money inflates the dollar…meaning your dollar is worth less….Thank Barakalypse for the Inflation.

  20. The Federal Reserve (a privately owned bank) prints all currency for the United States—and then lends it to the US—at INTEREST.

    The Federal Reserve Bank was blessed by congress in 1913.

    Whosoever the clown in the White House may be, has absolutely nothing to do with the issuance of money in this country.

  21. Boy, Sears has really hit a new low, or is a new ho? I wouldn’t buy anything these skanks are pushing.

  22. I guess I was wrong.

    I saw it at Sears today and first thought it was the Married Collection by Peggy Bundy.

  23. think about it.. the only staying power they have is to continually re-invent themselves daily. That is the only thing that is consistent with them. It’s all smoke & mirrors & full of PR BS. Someday people will finally get it & gte tired of the manipulation of the Kardashins. They will sell there soul for attention & money & Ryan Seacreast has truly dissapointed me. OH well I guess its all about Money.. How dumb of me

  24. I have noticed that Kim ALWAYS wears pale pale white/pink lipstick and all the others wear red red red, which means nothing….they are all 3 still ho’s. And the two younger ones are fast following in their footsteps (can’t think of their names offhand). Is Armenia still proud of them?

  25. Kudos to Annie, and her photoshop crew, I’ve never seen Kim’s profile so slender !

  26. They need to place this POS line smack-dab next to the urinals.

    Perfection!

  27. Casonia Logenberry..Elisa? I hate the way you act toward other people and..If you win? Then it is going to suck in so many ways and of course your well hated by the world already and your personality really blows and your mean and heartless. says:

    This Three woman look really smoking Hot and Sexy and this three beautys bring the under cloths under a new level of sexy and sweet and pure delight and thank god we nolonger live in the dark ages. Lovely ladies in great shape and has the curbs and has that salty sex look and really amazing ladies.

  28. Casonia Logenberry..Ben looks really sexy and in good shape..Tennile is Elisa role model what a joke and Van Sexy texas man yes love to see him but Trevor who are you fooling?Jillian good girl well missed says:

    3 strong and beautiful woman all wearing black and sexy under clothes is fantastic and matter of fact this looks like something you can wear to the beach.

  29. Casonia Logenberry..Ben looks really sexy and in good shape..Tennile is Elisa role model what a joke and Van Sexy texas man yes love to see him but Trevor who are you fooling?Jillian good girl well missed says:

    Very Hot and sexy and sweet and this ladies look to kill and of course grab every one attention on so many level and this woman have the body and the Brains and are moving on up to better times ahead. Good look and love to see you in other colors.

  30. Casonia Logenberry..Ben looks really sexy and in good shape..Tennile is Elisa role model what a joke and Van Sexy texas man yes love to see him but Trevor who are you fooling?Jillian good girl well missed says:

    Pretty in Pink don’t you think or red is for the bed any way your going to rock it out and move and groove.

  31. @cara, you’re very welcome!

    You may already know that one of Rahm’s brothers (Ari) is a very prominent Hollywood agent, and the other is a doctor—and the president’s chief advisor for the “Obamacare” plan/pig-fuck.

    Rahm has served in the Israeli army, as I believe the others have, as well. It’s a requirement for Israeli citizens of Occupied Palestine.

  32. P.S. Rahm Emmanuel left the Clinton White House staff when his security clearance was denied. He then took a job on Wall Street and banked a ton of money. Suffice it to say, he has quite a background!

    Chicago is in for some interesting times.

  33. Rahm is a big time pawn of a Yid. No doubt about him when the game Jew or No Jew is played.

  34. By the way, Rahm’s Security Clearance problems magically disappeared, because in January 2009 he became Obama’s White House Chief of Staff—a full-time position located in a little town called Washington, DC.

    And yet when he later decided to run for Chicago mayor, an obvious problem with his residency was also magically made to disappear by a panel of judges.

    Clearly Rahm had been paying attention to how things work: When Michael Bloomburg, the mayor of New York decided he wanted another term—which was forbidden by law—he simply had the law changed. Problem solved.

    Aren’t politics in the JUSA fun?

  35. These 3 K-slut skanks will be on “The View” tomorrow, Wednesday. I can’t wait to hear them plug their junk at Sears. Wonder what Babawa Wawa really thinks of them; is she ever going to retire.

  36. Indy, Barbara says they’ll have to “carry her out feet first,” so that’s what her are waiting for! (That couch she sits on converts into a temporary casket, just in case.)

    For a time it looked like Rosie O’Donnell might bust in the studio one day, wearing a twinkie-stained smock, clutching a gun, and looking to settle some scores…but, alas, she seems to have calmed down.

    And isn’t that nice! 🙂

  37. Currently Kim is the most famous sex-worker aka porno star, in the world. Her marriage is a total biz deal. That family is now officially overexposed. Mom is a pimp, brother rob is gay Khole is a beard.

  38. Anyone who is hating on this clothing line is too fat or ugly to wear it….call Jenny Craig or put twinkie down, then go try the clothing on……yea, that just happened!!

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