PAMELA ANDERSON: BADA BING!

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A few important details were left out of the Pam Anderson Kid Rock story in Las Vegas. You may have read elsewhere that Kid Rock got riled up when he heard Pam left a Vegas party with her ex Tommy Lee and he broke down a hotel door to confront them. Kid Rock was misinformed. Actually Pam did NOT hang out in Las Vegas with Tommy. She was with a group of friends that included her new buddy Heidi Fleiss and billionaire Steve Bing. The group spent a comparatively quiet evening together. If Pam DID have a date with Steve recently, it couldn’t have gone TOO badly because they’re still palling around. We predict that Bing is gradually insinuating himself into Pam’s life even though he is not her type. He’s hoping that he will “grow on her.” With his money, stranger things have happened.

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27 thoughts on “PAMELA ANDERSON: BADA BING!

  1. She’s an Island girl.
    She just likes hanging out on the beach eating oysters and swilling cold Canadians.
    Why Pammy Why?
    Find a nice boy will ya.

  2. Bing’s wang has mowed every lawn in Hollywood. Including the boys field. Pammy best be careful.

  3. Hey Patrick it’s you’re not your-Nice grammar queenie!

  4. Thanks.
    You know when those people in stores ask you if you want help.
    I always say yes.
    Dr. Helen?

  5. Ease up 11:45 just a joke-already posted apology-besides, I’m the biggest fruit in the whole basket!

  6. Ssscool.
    I want that Dr. Helen Mills moms again.
    I’m sober now moms.
    It was a BAD party that night.
    It was HEDDA!
    She made me go like that.
    I apologize.
    No disrespects ever moms!

  7. It seems Janet has gone all Headmistress on us and is not allowing posts with naughty language-now what boys?

  8. Patrick, are your feelings okay. It was just a bad joke and I’ve already been properly scolded! please forgive me!
    kiss, kiss..

  9. No worries a-hag, my first apology at 11:45 seemed less sincere than intended-but I did mean it!
    have fun….

  10. Yes, Tommy’s unit looked like a firehose somebody had lost control of-I was frightened!

  11. Really!
    Most people were a little quieted by that ya know.
    Not me.

  12. I haven’t gone to DerWienerschnitzel since that video surfaced-the flashbacks are too painful!

  13. I know, I’m a bastard.
    I’ll try harder to play nice.
    I’m still learning computer.

  14. Again, Pamela shows us she has no taste in men. Steven Bing has two kids out of wedlock and is a first class scumbag. But then again, Pamela likes scummy men. Scum attracts scum.

  15. I agree she’s looking really bad lately. The older she gets and that make up she wears just doesn’t match up. By the way, who hasn’t she slept with? It’s no wonder she’s got Hep. She’s nothing but a Hollywood prostitute and an idiot.

  16. When’s my turn?
    Just have to get REALLY drunk first. Don’t use words with more than five letters.
    And apply a body condom.
    Then safety shower up after…you know like they did to that Silkwood girl!

  17. Poor Pamela. What a life! I hope she gets stable for her 2 kids.
    (I’m glad the Janet-bashers are gone. Very offensive.)

  18. Pamela!!
    Come back to Qualicum!
    We will share crabs on the beach.
    Just like 1980 call over again.

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