Now HERE is the answer to your holiday gift problems! A gift for almost all ages – and anyone with a sense of humor or a love of Hollywood. An Australian company is offering a Nicolas Cage in a banana throw pillow in multiple sizes for all budgets. Actually, this gift might cheer up Cage himself because he’s not happy about the sudden realization that he is 54 and single. “I didn’t see that coming.” His third wife Alice Kim suddenly filed for divorce after 14 years of marriage two years ago. (He was previously married to Patricia Arquette and Lisa Marie Presley.)
See the pillow here:
Australian company
Thanks to Dangerous Minds for the shopping tip
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I ordered 25 of them Janet along with my Justin Beiber dart board and Chris Brown toilet paper. I might order the Kardashion Diapers too so I can take a massive one on Kim’s face every day.
A very odd man