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This guy is way up there on Hollywood’s A-list. Not only is he gorgeous but he’s the cleancut type who tries to do the right thing. Most of the time. His sweet and model-slim girlfriend enhances his wholesome image. But this actor has a secret double life. He likes to read sex newspapers and call up the ads for private entertainment. He was captivated by an ad for a massage parlor featuring a photo of a gigantically endowed triple D sexy massuese. He visited the seedy Hollywood massage parlor and charmed all the girls but insisted on a session with the voluptuous one in the ad. Wouldn’t his weight conscious girlfriend be surprised to learn that now her guy sneaks away for visits to this well-upholstered massuese whenever he can!

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  1. Anonymous

    Justin Timberlake?

  2. dee

    Orlando bloom

  3. Anonymous

    Vince Vaughn

  4. Kel

    KEVIN Costner! History of scum!

  5. nikki

    orlando bloom

  6. Anonymous

    definetly harrison

  7. Anonymous

    Johnny Depp is so not clean cut….I thought him too…nah it’s not him for sure

  8. Afterglow

    Orlando was my first thought. He has an ultra skinny sweet girlfriend.

  9. Neighbor

    JOHNNY DEPP.
    And he’s got a place in West Hollywood. And… his girlfriend fits the description

  10. liz

    God, it can’t be Leo….he’s gay!

  11. Anonymous

    Sounds like Lenny and Andrea to me

  12. Mandisa

    Harrison Ford. I mean Calista Flockhart??? Seriously, drop the bag o bones and get a real girl.

  13. Chris

    Orlando or Leo was my thought too….I think Orlando….

  14. sisterfriend

    P.S. According to the-movie-times.com, Orlando is the No. 1 A-lister among actors, based on box office. I’d say that’s “way up there” on the A list, wouldn’t you?

  15. sisterfriend

    I don’t know why some of you don’t think Orlando is clean cut … ? He’s never in gossip for doing something scandalous, is he? Facial hair doesn’t mean you’re not clean cut 🙂 Orlando is my guess. As for Harrison, it’s well known that he smokes pot. That’s not clean cut.

  16. Anonymous

    Orlando Bloom is not clean cut; Harrison……..is the only choice. I’d say costner, but he has a wife and got into trouble recently with a masseuse?

  17. Anonymous

    Definitely Orlando Bloom!

  18. Anonymous

    Harrison Ford; think a lister; clean cut; model slim girlfriend……..only other a listers are clooney;costner(?),leo…..

  19. Anonymous

    Jude is not clean cut. What about George Clooney?

  20. JENNIFER

    JUDE LAW!!

  21. Anonymous

    Kurt Russell

  22. Anonymous

    My first thought was Leonardo DiCaprio

  23. Anonymous

    Hugh Grant

  24. Anonymous

    Orlando would not be a “Top of the A-list” celebrity….

  25. anon

    orlando

  26. Lola

    Orlando Bloom!!!!!

  27. Anonymous

    The answer is in the question, my friends. Read carefully!!! Top of the A-list, not married. Clean cut. If the girlfriend were a celebrity that would have been mentioned. That being said I do not have a clue.

  28. Anonymous

    Tom Hanks and Matt Damon are married (no skinny girlfiends). Harrison Ford is a possibility. There were always rumors he cheated on his ex-wife. It also might be Leo.

  29. Anonymous

    Joaquin Phoenix

  30. Brandy

    I would go with Orlando Bloom, people always talk about how gorgeous he is. I do think he tries to maintain a cleancut [b]public[/b] image. He has a sweet, slim GF in Kate, which helps maintain his wholesome [b]image.[/b] I’ve heard stories of Orlando flirting with & charming numerous women at events/parties. He has been in a number of hit movies so he should be on the A-list.

  31. Anonymous

    Can’t be Orlando or Leo ’cause neither of them are clean cut. Jake doesn’t have a girlfriend unless the Natalie Portman rumors are true…Harrison Ford sounds the closest.

  32. Anonymous

    Vince Vaughn!!

  33. Anonymous

    Kevin Costner

  34. Anonymous

    Brad Pitt

  35. Kim

    Orlando Bloom

  36. Anonymous

    Is It Matt Damon?

  37. Anonymous

    Is It Matt Damon?

  38. Anonymous

    harrison ford?

  39. summer

    leo?

  40. summerbella

    leo?

  41. Anonymous

    Leonardo DiCaprio

  42. Kaye

    Harrison Ford?

  43. kat

    Leo

  44. Anonymous

    Adam Brody

  45. Anonymous

    Jake Gyllenhaal

  46. Anonymous

    Orlando Bloom?

  47. Anonymous

    harrison ford

  48. Anonymous

    Must be Harrison Ford

  49. Anonymous

    Leo DiCaprio

  50. Anonymous

    tom hanks