Again Lindsay Lohan can laugh in the face of the law – although she was sentenced to 30 days for violating probation after shoplifting. Due to overcrowding in the Los Angeles prison system, she’ll be released in a matter of minutes and won’t even see he inside of a cell. To top it off, the judge kindly allowed her a week to surrender so she can complete her million dollar photo layout for Playboy. Too bad she can’t be FINED as punishment instead of given jail time she’ll never serve – cutting into her shopping might finally get her attention.
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She is sickly and white and pasty looking. No doubtshe is lacking the proper nutrition as to vitamins, minerals, proteins, fruits, etc. But these are not the drugs of her choice. 🙁
Where does she get her money from? DVD sales of Herby? Her legal bills must be huge. Maybe that’s what Playboy is paying for.
I can’t see this having a happy ending.
She go off the hook again.
The walls are slowly closing in on her though. She better be careful or she will end up in a cell next to her Dad!! Hahaha
That is one hard working lawyer.
The lawyer, like Johnny Cochran gets hers up front.
Maybe the makeup and new doo is to get Sam Ronson wet for her again.
Lilo looks 40 years old. She has done a lot of living.
let me remind you to her bankruptcy problems.
……….you’re welcome.
If she were a poor black woman who stole that jewelry I am sure the LA county courts would have found space for her in the jail. Isn’t it something that she carjacked a car, went on a high speed chase that could have killed someone, got caught in jail with drugs, shoplifted and flipped off the courts with FU on her nails and absolutely NOTHING happens to her?
The now say that she will spend only one day in jail due to (ha) overcrowding. Maybe that one day and night will be fruitful for her and she can find a fellow-lesbian in the shower for a few hours. lol
She and her family are so in debt they practically own that word. Ask anyone about them, they run away or say, OH.. she is in my prayers… if any Lohan suddenly speaks to you they want a loan, you to let them borrow something.. or credit.. and they will take what they need., without permission.. if you open the door..