KIM KARDASHIAN WANTS TO BE ANGELINA JOLIE
Kim Kardashian must REALLY be worried about her tarnished image because all she’s done lately is get herself photographed doing charity work. We imagine the Kim money-making machine must have stalled and her alarmed mother Kris arranged the volunteer events and photographers for Kim. First, Kim served food on skid row for Thanksgiving. Now it’s been reported that she actually went to Haiti, eyelashes and all, to raise awareness for Maria Bello’s charity to help Haitian women get medical care. Certainly the photos from Haiti will surface soon with Kim looking “concerned and helpful.” Sorry, Kim, your motivations are transparent, you’ll never have Angelina Jolie’s charitable reputation.
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Coco
Kim is the nasty one. She got boofed and then put it in her mouth without washing it off. Even mish mash,strom,Patrick,Nina,Muffie,Kit and Latoya or wtf her name is,Johnny1960, could’nt be that nasty. Or could they?
mish mash
Get that broke-ass extension outa the food. Can these people get any nastier?
Muffie!!
Erica K, hmm. What’s the K stand for kumquat? Or was it twat? Please forgive my poor spelling skills. Will ya?
Muffie!!
Okay Sophia, you’re a pathetic Bitch!! Got it? Good.
Now head back to your convention!
Christine India
You should all just cool it and go read your Bibles. After all, this IS Sunday.
Don’t start in on me….I’m not listening.
(fingers in ears..lalalalalalalalalalalala.)
tommy
Rumor has it Johnny1960 is Jonathan Cheban’s asshole buddy.
Patrick
Try and bring some amusement to the game, Erika.
You’re dull and boring.
tommy
Johnny1960 can’t even spell his own name. What an ahole!
tommy
Hey you intellectuals! Lilo had her purse stolen in Hawaii! Quick! go to TMZ to get the deets.
Johnny1960
you forgot the y in Johnny you dummy, if you’re going to pretend to be someone else, at least have the wit to do it right.
Sophia
It’s “you’re” not “your” you dope!
Erika K
Patrick, glad to arouse the inmates, pity the signals don’t reach all the way to the brain.
Johnn 1960
I also am open to a hot lunch but prefer a rusty trombone like my fap queen Kimbo. Toodles!
Johnny1960
Presumably Strom you are being self referential ? nest ce pas ?
Johnny1960
Hey Erika play nice will ya, and stop picking on the droolers, they know not what they do.
Erika k
P.S. I am also open to a hot lunch date with any of you monkeys.
Patrick
My, my, Erika.
That’s a big ole brain you got there.
Oh yes, ebunny. You’re really showin me, princess.
Strom
It’s not about delusional posters!
Kip and LaWanda
and, we have a winner folks !
Erika K
this ain’t just a fray Denise, it’s the 2nd. International, anti-PC enablers Mensa afternoon tea and charity auction on Gay Island.
I feel confident though – with our species advancement with this crew at the helm.*
* Strom et al ( ie. Patrick, Tommy, Hello, Muffie ) – I’m using an ironic rhetorical device here … I don’t really think that you and your “crew” will improve anything, I actually think quite the opposite.
But I do apologize you guys for being so pedantic, but as I’ve noticed that the use of irony routinely escapes you, as seemingly also does; subtlety, probity and reason, I thought best to point out the obvious to you monkeys.
But hell, why let a little reality intrude on the essential fantasies of the grotesque.
Go on Strom, say something elegant about anal cavities and Islands.
Denise
(Boy am I glad I stayed out of this fray)
enchantedbunny
feelin emasculated are ya. oh well. starfish reproduce asexually, so you’ll be o.k.
Muffie!!
Well I mean Sophia or whomever is pretending to be A Sophia. I know who you are, and your a pathetic Bitch!!
Muffie!!
By Sophia, your so smart……..
at a Retard convention, maybe? Then your probably, Top of the Class!! Kudos, good on ya, way to go!!
Patrick
Aw, ebunny, you hurted me.
Avoir du pois
What’s wrong Strom ? get pounded from the rear by a bunch of BLACKS ? wanted to hate it, but found you liked it ? you’re leaking …
elfin
How lovely that so many who were dropped on their heads as babies found each other.
Kip and LaWanda
ouch !
enchantedbunny
starfish (patrick) you are a coward who revels in the anonimity of the www. you encite peoples hatered with your prattle because you are insecure. it’s truly sad that this may be the only form of recognition you will ever recieve. xoxo
Strom
Why add such senseless drivel to a thread about the Kardashians? It only increases the number andmakes JC wet to add more Kardo threads. Instead they should be ignored and pitied or filled with images of BLACK Damon, RJ, Reggie and others pounding her from the rear.
Patrick
And Kip.
Bow to your Sensei!!
Patrick
Kip and Lawanda, you are missing something here. My point with Tommy.
Easy, Mo. Praise Allah or Vishnu or Ronald Mcdonald or…which God are we talking about here? Your God? That’s the real one, right?!
tommy
Kip and LaWanda, You’re right! Your post is so darn intelligent. You must be a part of the Kardashian army. That group of prim and proper ladies noted for their scholarship andgood deeds. You are just so witty and sarcastic and “college” level it’s amazing!
Patrick
I guess you could see it that way, Sue.
Not what I implied, however.
Fill yer boots, Precious.
Mo
Patrick, You should’nt use the lords name in vain. It makes you look like more of a idiot than you already appear to be.
Kip and LaWanda
Patrick and Tommy, your insecurities are immediately transparent ..
Give us a break please, if you must post at least attempt to raise your commentary above a high school level.
Such broad personal attacks display a tangible weakness of character and lack any real wit, or sense of satire.
Just a bunch of clumsy, mean spirited, sophomoric comments, much like anally obsessed Strom, with his 13 year old brain.
It’s just so bloody silly.
Sue
Patrick writes “OOps, guess I’m gettin an it’s not about the posters now!” WTF are you trying to say you miserable POS? You’re a literary genius!
Patrick
Lettuceprey, Jesus Christ!
Let’s NOT do lunch!!
Patrick
Yer spellin an punciation is atroshis ebunny.
stooopid
enchantedbunny
what the hell patrick i haven’t even posted a comment about this post and already you are slinging mud at me. you say you don’t read tommy’s shit yet you reply(?).i bet your verbal diarrhea topped with hippocracy leaves a foul taste in your mouth. dare i say you really are as smart as patrick starfish.
LettucePrey
KK needs a “hot lunch” all right:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+lunch
Patrick
TOMMY, I told you to stop saying bad words.
I’m gonna tell your dad and then you’re gonna be in trouble.
Strom
“You remind me of Patrick- a provocative little c u n t.”
Sophia
Tommy is great. We need more people like Tommy telling it like it is. I love Tommy! Tommy for president! Strom,Patrick,Muffie,Stephanie,and Muffie go on and on but dont really say anything. They seem like they waste a lot of their lives on gossip blogs commiserating on when Brad takes a dump or how loaded lilo got last night. Tommy only seems to attack the whoring Kardashians with FACTS. But alas…many readers dont have the mental capacity to comprehend his message.
tommy
Nina,Speak for yourself. If these bitches collectively fell down a flight of stairs yesterday and broke their fuckin necks that would’nt be soon enough for me. You remind me of Patrick- a provocative little c u n t.
tommy
Nina, It’s not about Oj. It’s about the Kardashians exploiting the murder of my friend. Mock me all you want.
Palermo
It’s not about the posters
🙂
Stephanie Lee
there goes Strom again it’s the old vaginas, meat, go jewish and Blacks rant…. You’re one creepy dude, dude, who knows way way too much trivia about celebrities. Without giving away you’re ID or anything, what do you do ? We’ve got an office pool, most think you’re on welfare, skill-less, i think your in fast food services. Please let us enablers know ?
Strom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RX_Wuvya0iU
Strom
Good points!
Could Tom also be a pseudo personality?