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Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are eating like an old married couple. They brought a bunch of friends to Citizen Smith late last night and health food was NOT on their minds. The couple ordered cocktails and bar food- plenty of jalapeno mac and cheese for the table, as well as frozen hot chocolates and buffalo smiths ( chicken strips.) No one was counting carbs or calories. They’re already starting to look alike.
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I’m sorry but Jessica isn’t looking good. And standing next to this ugly thing doesn’t help.
Thee most boring couple hands down ever,who gives a rats ass about these 2 drips?Looks like the bride of frankenstein met her husband.
look at those 2 loads,what a waste of air
He is a Dave Matthews RIP OFF !
She is a talentless hack who if not for pimp daddy ( and pastor ! ) Joe !! she would be working at walmart .
He needs a bath !!
And she needs a new face and a lobotomy !!
Not an attractive sight. She went from glamour girl (or attempted to) to grunge girl. UGH. You lie down with dogs, you get fleas.
They look really happy,don’t they?He looks so proud to be seen with her,ahhh…..
He’s saying to himself”I can’t wait to get back on the road”
I keep reading how into each other they are,as in planet gossip,BUT,why is it every pic or video of them ,there isn’t a shred to support this b.s. ?
He’s ugly.
She’s stupid.
They both think they have talent.
They’re perfect for each other.
Why is he with her? Oh, right, the boobs.
They look so cute together
I`m happy for her and happy for nick as well
I`m jessica`s and nick`s biggest fan
Jess and john are so cute together
They both look average. They both have average talent. Everything about them is average.
She seems like she just wants to marry someone and live off them.
maybe this is the most “normal” her life has been since she went to hollywood in search of fame and fortune.
i dunno
2 ugly no talents find love,makes me wanna take a dump
I think their both talented….but young and still trying to find themselves. Lets hope Jessica is being ‘true’ to who she really is……just not adopting this care free…..attitude about her look, how she eats and or dresses, because ‘HE’ does this. She needs to be true to herself….She already grew up with one pretty controlling male in her life….(father). You can’t be in-love with someone else, when you dont love yourself….in my opinion..I think she doesn’t know who she is….she’s been an ‘image’ crafted and created by her parents, manager, publicists, nick, now him? Some people, it just takes them a little longer to grow up.
twins?
JUST ASK MARGO SHE KNOWS EVERYONE