Stacy Keibler got the ultimate Hollywood gift from George Clooney: a bodyguard. Since she started dating George she‘s gained considerable notoriety, and the paparazzi and others are following her. George decided she should not go out alone when he’s not around, so he hired a bodyguard to keep an eye on her. (We wonder if the bodyguard reports her comings and goings to George!)
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Janet…you and I both know she’s his beard. That said, I respect his acting and directing.
Old and Overrated Media Darling.
She’s a big girl and more a fame whore than the others…might be the downfall of George!
This is serious laugh material. Georgie is hiring a bodyguard for an Amazon 6 foot 2 inch wrestler because she is getting too much attention from the paps? Get real; all his other beard girlfriends got attention too and he **did not** hire a bodyguard for them….and they all looked anemic and frail (**remember the scrawny waitress from Vegas and Elisabetta Canalis***). Fact of the matter is Stacy could pin Georgie to the mat quicker than you can say “Lake Como”. And when her time is come for him to dump her, she just might give him a choke hold and spill the beans about his fag boyfriends. ROTFLMAO. 🙂
Christine nailed it. This chick should have fucked him till he was dead by now. Follow the circling, squawking crows to that tree beside Lake Como and there you would find Georges wet, limp body draped over a tree. With her doing push ups underneath it.
REta! Your torturing me!
Please, PLEASE come out and say hi!!
I think George is very serious about this one! I think he will indeed break his long standing rule and actually marry her. After all, she is a pretty good catch for a man his age.
Need we forget, before Stacy Kiebler was George Clooney’s girlfriend, she was a butt baring wrestler with at least one publicly acknowledged deranged stalker fan. So stop ‘prettying’ it up, Janet. It’s not because George wants to keep an eye on her, it’s to keep her dirty past away from HIM. Good luck, Clooney. You lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas. And then there is the matter of the bed bugs. LOL
That should have been…
Lest we forget, …
George will still be living at **Lake Homo**, single and loving it. Even at age 85, he can still get the younger ladies, that is when he’s not out hobbling around on his walker trolling for young Italian studs. LOL
Hey Patrick, I admit I have missed you greatly and this site which I haven’t benn able to ccess for months now. In the meantime I had half my back fused together and spent a month in the hospital. I am doing quite well in my recovery tho and walking my yorkie with a cane. However just last monday found out I have breat cancer. Today I go see a surgeon for the next step. I am keeping a good head about it all and just doing what has to be done, step by step.
What’s been up with you? I’ve noticed immediately that that old creep “Captain America (Gerard Vandenburg) is now going by yet another name that is as rediculous as his comments. I’ll have to look on anothr post to get the name, I forgot already with these pain pills I’m on.
“forrest gump” is the new handle for Gerard Vandenburg. I love to pop his disguises because he is soooooo stoopud he can’t figure out how to cammoflage himself other that putting up yet ANOTHER phony name. Asshole! I had SO hoped he and Strom would have left by now. Oh well, Happy Holidays to all except Strom and Gerard! And you BOTH know WHY!
I am very sorry to hear you have cancer Reta, may you have a complete recovery.
If George is “keeping track of” this woman it’s to warn him to send his boyfriend home before she shows up.
Reta, hope you’re on the mend, sorry for all you have been through.
I’m not surprised George had to hire a guard for his gf/beard. He has the most insane fans you ever saw. One lunatic in particular that has a love hate thing for George and actually threatens whomever he is seen with. A true sociopath. It must be scary to be a celeb in this day and age.
She should stop calling the gossip sites and stop tweeting where she will be ,then nobody will be following her and she won’t need a body guard.
Hi Reta,
I hope and pray you have a speedy recovery. Life can be a bitch sometimes.
Your friend, Indy
I spoke too soon on the earlier post. Reta, all the best with your recovery from back surgery, and your new battle with breast cancer. Please keep us updated.
I love Clooney but he is a bearded homosexual like Jake Gyllenhaal and Rysn Seacrest.
I’m sorry to hear about your health issues, Reta and I hope you have a full recovery.
On the other hand you all are cracking me up about Georgie boy. I absolutely can’t stand this liberal, always joking around idiot. He’s a pompous ass who takes himself entirely too seriously. I think he’s really just a nasty person, but I had no idea people are always saying he’s gay. What has he done that I’m not aware of, I wonder.
pssst: Big Brother is watching you……….
Muffle, how STOOPID can you be.you be. Dude like dudes.
Such a haus cow you must be. Keep reading those Movie Mirror magazines.
Thanks to all of you for your kind thoughts coming my way, I missed visiting here in the last few months except for the hideousness of strom and his racial bashing (nonstop) and Gerard Vandenberg’s continual homophobia.
I would have thought these two might have dropped out by now (wishful thinking) of that Janet finally had them done away with in deference to the multitudes of faithful followers who are sick to death of reading their putrid drivil.
How fun and interesting it would be to read and compare notes with ONLY people who actually have the capacity to THINK.
Thank you REta. Heavy sigh, thank you.
IEverything will work out fine. It always does.
We’ll talk.
REta, since you’ve been away we have all fallen under the influence of our new “dear leader” Strom. It will happen too you too! He has made some very good points on why women should simply, quietly and happily do as their told by their men. Common sense stuff really. He really is very kind, thoughtful and generous with his advice. I look forward to you learning from him too!
Not a chance…it’s not about posters and Strom has no interest in providing advice, only comments on the threads that are on the site.
I am sure Tom would be more than happy to provide lonley hearts all the advice they might want.
We are Strom.
All others will be assimilated.
Thanks for that, Strom. I never would have figured that out by myself.
What a go to, great guy.
Kristen Cavalari, or whatever your handle is today.
Yeah sure, “Kristen Cavalari”, you fricking wished! You’re probably. The ugliest, obese dog evvvver, so you are trying to live vicariously through this site via a young, hot looking actress. Dream on DOG! Woof, woof
REta, while you were away you missed out on the craaaziest poster ever!! We gathered she was in lock up in Seattle. Her rambling diatribes on Gordon Ramsay were completely insane and mind numbing. Casonia Loganberry her name is. Google her name.
Strom, why don’t you say he has he penis in all of her WHITE holes.