This extremely wealthy guy has dated some of the sexiest actresses in Hollywood. But they can’t seem to land him as a husband. He resists getting married because it’s hard to find a girl who will put up with his idiosyncrasies. His relationships devolve into friendships. He seems mild-mannered, but in fact he periodically goes off on kinky drug and sex binges. That’s when he indulges in crystal meth and transvestites! He doesn’t consider himself gay or even bisexual, but he loves to be serviced by cross-dressing he-she’s. And he can’t get enough drag queen entertainment! No WONDER he’s the eternal bachelor.
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Bill Clinton
steve bing
Keanu Reeves (but I wish it wasn’t)
Steve Bing big time!
However, speaking of Keanu, I’ve heard he’s WAAY out there in terms of kink too…like “Richard Gere” out there if u know what i’m inferring…
how bout George Clooney?
james: uh-oh! I hear the gerbil jokes making a comeback if what you say about keanu is true!
burkel?
bing?
Bing – totally.
It doesn’t say he’s an actor, so I’m going with Bing.
chris heinz?
Eddie Murphy
he’s the eternal bachelor
George Clooney
Dunno why but it made me think of Jim Carrey… but I know he was married once before becoming famous.
It starts off sounding like David Spade but I find it hard to imagine him using crystal meth but who knows.
Paul Allen AKA=Mini-Microsoft
Scott Baio
Absolutely Steve Bing.
Wow, I’ll have to tell some of my trans girlfriends to keep an eye out for Steve Bing so they can get paid and we can split the cash.
Jim Carey was married twice. First wife wasn’t famous and they had a daughter. 2nd wife was Lauren Holly, very short duration.
I hear David Spade & blond Heather are together because they share a fondness for Vicoden (not crystal meth)
Guess its Steve Bing (whew, glad its not Keanu although he does need a bath)
I think its either the bisexual Clooney or Steven Bing. its definitely between these two.
that guy that owns some of the hottest hotels in LA…i forget his name but he dated Uma Thurman
Steve Bing the billion dollar man. he lived at the Bel Air for years, you did not say actor mega wealthy dude, bing is the eternal binge guy, sex fiend, friend of Hidi Fliess, definatly cocain and meth and he has been doing it for years, holed up with James Cann in the day and another famous has been initals J.N. doing meth like crazy. Skanky Liz Hurley, camel toe central… whose ex loved the transexuals, remember hugh!
Clooney.
Sounds like Brandon Davies filthy little secret is out
I’M SORRY, BUT WHAT THE FUCC IS THE POINT OF ALL THIS AGAIN IF JANET WILL NEVER GIVE THE ANSWER?????????????
LAME
LAME
LAME
LAME
LAME.
LETS GET IT TOGETHER JANET.
Andre Balaz dated Uma and is divorced with kids. I think he was married to Katie Ford of Ford Models.
Skanky Liz Hurley with Hugh? Hugh was never caught with a transsexual but I really don’t know what the big deal is since people, particularly men are sexual creatures and like to try all kinds of stuff.
Well My sources tell me Its none other than Jerrod the guy from the subway commercials.Yes its true the spooky looking spokesman likes meat on his bread, and on his chin.OYE VEY.
Colin Farrel?
Jack Nicholson?
Matthew Mcconaughey
Cloney or McConaughty…
Bing for sure
Bing or George Maloof.
Clooney!
GEORGE CLOONEY!!!!!!!
Matthew McConnaughy
If you guessed George Clooney, you’re right.
George Clooney
Prince Albert Rainier of Monaco
George Clooney was married to Martin Balsam’s daughter years ago.
No way is it Clooney – his aunt Rosemary had a problem w/ prescription drugs and I’ve heard him talk about his respect for the destructive power of drugs, so I doubt he’d mess w/ as crappy a drug as meth is. I mean, he might as well go snork ground glass mixed w/ kitchen chemicals and he certainly seems a whole lot more intelligent than someone who’d do that!
Cartman?
George Clooney
George Clooney
Bing is wealthy and and a producer and is the daddy of a little girl that was at the center of an ugly custody fight. Mom claimed sperm dead billionaire was the father, but it turned out to be Bing’s.
Hurley had baby with Bing but he told Vanity Fair they had threesomes in Las Vegas. He said he was hoodwinked into fathering Liz’s baby.
Bing and his grey pubes! The fact that this guy gets laid proves money really can buy anything.
There is no such person as Prince Albert Ranier. Prince Ranier was Prince Alberts father and Ranier isn’t Alberts middle or last name.
Matthew Perry
Justin Timberlake
It’s not George Clooney! If he did meth his skin wouldn’t look as good as it does. He’s look like Fergie…or Brad Pitt. Georg’es vice is alcohol & slutty women.