Affairs The Big Closet

Down Low

By Janet / November 10, 2006

This smart, funny actor is a top boxoffice attraction. He’s still on the young side but he’s cranked out some major movies and proved himself a skillful actor. He’s a father but he’s single and a magnet for females. He’s often seen at glamorous parties and Hollywood clubs with his entourage and assorted beautiful women, but he hasn’t had a long term relationship. Except with his young male assistant! His female admirers would be SURPRISED to learn that this straight-seeming actor is sleeping with his assistant on the down-low!

61 Comments

You may also like

61 thoughts on “Down Low”

  4. colin ferrell.. definately
    donald faison hasn’t really put out any top boxoffice movies

  9. Jim Carrey has had several long-term relationships. Best guess so far is Jamie Foxx

  10. Totally makes sense that it’s Jamie Foxx – he’s got that “metrosexual” vibe and he’s never been serious with a woman since he’s been famous. And yes, he does have a daughter.

  12. My boyfriend says Jamie comes across like he has a little sugar in his tank!

  14. Jaime Foxx has always sounded my gaydar alarm. *I wouldn’t be surprised if he smokes kawk and likes his protstate rubbed by man meat.

  20. It has to be Hugh Jackman. It has been tossed around in the gay community for years that his assistant is much more than that. At the Tony’s when he won, he thanked both his wife and his assisitant and the camera actually panned over his wife and went straight to the assistant.

  21. First I thought Leo – then you said young father and “down low.” It’s WILL SMITH!

  22. It HAS to be Jaime Foxx! He has a daughter, he is funny and he has an oscar! AND…when was the last time anyeone saw him in a relationship?!

  24. Hugh Jackman and Will Smith are not single, so it can’t be them.

  25. Jamie Fox. Colin Farrell is a known bisexual, not homosexual (who had a relationship with the mother of his kid).
    Jamie pinged wayyyy back when he played the character WANDA on In Living Color.

  26. Sure sounds like Mark Wahlberg to me. Who by the way is a bit of a “mystery man”.

  28. it no use reading your mystery questions, you never confirm who the person is. Why don’t you. If you are so clever, you would find a way to identify the person.

  29. it no use reading your mystery questions, you never confirm who the person is. Why don’t you. If you are so clever, you would find a way to identify the person.

  35. Since when do half of these people not have long term relationships people? Tom Cruise has had tons of beards and Eddie Murphy was married as well. I immediately thought of Mark Wahlberg myself because truthfully Janet couldve use another word besides Entourage if she wanted to.

  36. And when you compare Mark Wahlberg’s box office with Jamie Foxx’s, Mark definitely wins by a landslide. Jamie won the Oscar for Ray but it wasn’t a box office hit per se. And come to think of it, I can’t think of any Jamie Foxx film that’s had major box office. It’s definitely Mark Wahlberg. He opens movies at number one more consistently.

  37. Mark seems to stay out of the clubs these days and isn’t really known as a funny actor, is he? I thought he was still with his baby mama Rhea Durham.

  38. “down low” is the biggest clue you dumbasses.
    irish folks don’t use that term. it is jamie foxx. just listen to one of his songs. he is the pickle sniffer.

  40. Jason Statham?? He starred in the movie Crank and janet writes “he’s cranked out some major movies…” He’s single, don’t know if he has kids… just a thought

  44. paul walker has a kid.
    and sean william scott not sure if he has a kid.

  45. my god people, what is the collective IQ here?
    Colin Farrell and Mark Wahlberg are comedians?
    This has to be Rock Hudson.

  46. who carez who iz funnier?!?!? i heard that rhea durham cheated on mark wahlberg. i got the info 4rom this other gurl who posted a comment!! do u know if its true or not?? i think she’s ooglay and wuz luky to get mark and no other guy would want her but idk. well lemme know thx!!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *