DONALD TRUMP NEEDS TIME FOR PLASTIC SURGERY

Donald Trump is NOT happy. His seemingly never ending court cases have drained him of time he wanted to devote to something else. No, not his campaign for President, Donald wants to have plastic surgery! According to an insider, Donald fears he’s looking old so he planned to have the ginormous bags under his eyes minimized by undergoing a partial facelift. Between campaigning for President and appearing in court, he can’t find the time to block out for surgery and recovery. He’s been trying to camouflage his bags with concealer but it’s not really working. My source says he’s hoping to have surgery as soon as there’s a break in his schedule – most likely over the holidays or early next year.

 

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4 thoughts on “DONALD TRUMP NEEDS TIME FOR PLASTIC SURGERY

  1. How does one sculpt a pile of poo? It still reeks no matter how pretty you try to make it.

  2. Somehow Janet’s source missed out ln the Puff Diddy story

  3. The baggy eyes are the least of his problems. He should abandon that rats nest hairdo, get some liposuction for that big belly and fat ass just for starters

  4. On someone the orange moron’s age, any surgery is a risk. It would be a shame if something horrible happened when it was under the knife.

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