CONSPIRACY OBSESSED JESSE VENTURA : DON’T CALL ME- I’LL CALL YOU!

“Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura” is a big success for TRU TV and returning for another season, partly because the host is as paranoid as the subject matter. Former wrestler and Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura believes that the 911 disaster was probably an ”inside Job” among other things, and he leads the life of a true paranoid. According to friends, Jesse lives in the middle of nowhere in Mexico behind gates – “an hour from sidewalks or electricity.” He has no cell phone so he cannot be located – friends have to wait for HIM to contact them.

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  1. Arguing with Jesse over the merits of tin foil headwear may be a good way to find yourself up against the ropes then body slammed.
    Sebastion! Can you take a punch?! Go get him. I’ll wait outside the fence and keep six.

  2. Pretty sure Sebastilon can take a fist, but that’s probably not what you had in mind.

  3. Patrick, so glad to see your personalities are playing nice with each other. Now, if only we could get them to play nice with everyone else…and not play so much with themselves.

  4. I’m just Patrick, Sebastion.
    No conspiracy mate.
    Take your pills and drink your tea.

  5. Sure Patrick, sure. Have you arranged that BJ daisy chain with Strom and wim yet?

  6. I wouldn’t mind living in the middle of nowhere with no phone. I’ve had it with the modern world and stupid people. I’ll take a cabin in the woods any day over city life.

  7. There must be something in the water or the frigid weather that does goofy things to Jesse and his neighbor Prince. Jesse’s got some brain injuries from way back, and those things don’t get better with time.

  8. Bettye, that’s what tying a boa around your neck too tight will do to you.

  9. But I’ll bet the producers know EXACTLY where to send his paychecks.

    And Spinner, of course you are 100% correct.

    But the fact that this “controversial” show has found its home in the wholly-corporate-owned establishment-media-landscape tells you everything you need to know about its bullshit quotient.

  10. You guys are so mean…and I know its wrong but I come here more for the entertainment found in the comments than the stories themselves….I am lmao at the stuff above…omg…too funny…dont know what that says about me…dont want to know. 🙂

  11. this is the famous hollywood call most americans are waiting for.

    THEY WILL DIE WAITING.
    …………………but for what?

  12. I agree Elin. It makes no sense. Why would 19 Saudi american-hating muslims die for the u.s.? And why would the government attack a building that housed the FBI? And why would Donald Rumsfeld be in the Pentagon on the day of the attacks if he knew this was gonna happen? Why would he risk his own life? The “inside job” theory is retarded. You have to be mental to believe it.

    Who believes it? Charlie Sheen (nut), Rosie O’Donnel (nut), Jesse Ventura (nut)…. see what I mean?

  13. HEY MORONS: THIS COUNTRY IS WAY MORE CORRUPT THAN YOU BRAINWASHED IDIOTS THINK, THEY ARE THE TERRORISTS, YOU ARE THE ENSLAVED IN THEIR MATRIX GAME, THEY KIDNAP OUR KIDS, TRY TO ENFORCE LAWS THAT DON’T EVEN EXIST, AND IF YOU DON’T DO YOUR RESEARCH YOUR JUST PLAIN BRAINWASHED PERIOD. I NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH JESSE IMMEDIATELY, IM NOT A WACK JOB, BUT I DEFINETLY HAVE THE ANSWER TO THE END OF THIS SYSTEM FOR GOOD.

  14. Casonia.. Hells kitchen is a show that makes you think? People are never treated that way in real life and chef is hard to please and his food and his way or the highway. Fear of screwing up will keep any one on there toes and Ramsay off your ass. says:

    THIS MAN LOOKS REALLY MAD AT THE WORLD AND LOOKS LIKE HE HAS BEEN SCREWED OVER BIG TIME.

  15. Casonia.. Hells kitchen is a show that makes you think? People are never treated that way in real life and chef is hard to please and his food and his way or the highway. Fear of screwing up will keep any one on there toes and Ramsay off your ass. says:

    BAD PEOPLE ARE ALWAY GOING TO HOLD ON TO THERE SECRETS AND ARE ALWAYS GOING TO LIE AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT..IT IS A SIN THAT PEOPLE LOVE TO DO AND THAT IS LIE TO YOUR FACE AND LOOK YOU IN THE EYE.

  16. Casonia.. Hells kitchen is a show that makes you think? People are never treated that way in real life and chef is hard to please and his food and his way or the highway. Fear of screwing up will keep any one on there toes and Ramsay off your ass. says:

    FRAUD AND LIES AND KILLERS AMONG US AND CRAZY AND NUTTY ASS PEOPLE ARE IN THE SHADOWS BUT ALSO CREEPS AND WEIRD AND STRANGE ASS PEOPLE ARE AROUND AS WELL.

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