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While Madonna’s in Africa negotiating for her next child, her brother Christopher Ciccone is partying in South Beach. Christopher wrote the fascinating book “Life With My Sister Madonna” and they’ve been on the outs ever since. Chris is friendly with South Beach’s most popular drag queen, Elaine Lancaster and she threw the gay event called “Asseteria” at the Aerobar there, where Chris was the celebrity guest.
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His book was fascinating, but he should call the next one “My Life as a Gay Clone,” because that perfectly describes his (apparent) reason for being. Now that his sister’s marriage has imploded, one wonders what he has to say about Guy — with whom he shares a mutual loathing.
Well they say South Beach is the perfect party place for faggots….like a kid in a candy shop.
His book was a good read — which is either a testament to his ghostwriter or to Christopher or both, not sure. Especially good: the scene where he describes Madonna coming off stage for the first time (and Christopher’s job as her dresser is to wipe her down and get her into her next costume). He writes that she hit him with a blast of cursing and invective that was so bad he was left speechless and knew then he had to either quit immediately or hang tough for the long haul. Unfortunately (for him IMHO) he decided to stay with her — and now, a quarter of a century later he has nothing — and is still indirectly dependent on her to make any kind of living for himself.
get lost, SOUTH BEACH IS “CLEAN” FROM FAGGOTS NOW!!
Imagine Chris Ciccone’s horror when he realized his sister Madonna is the Antichrist!
ugh!
I was just there a few months back and
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the scene is so tired.
15 years ago, now that was fun!
Christopher was content to be a hanger on. When he and Madge were so fond of each other, she would go on about how talented he was and what a contribution he was making to her stage shows, etc. If he was so knowledgeable and talented, he should have been able to develop a successful career independent of his sister.
^^ Agreed.
On “Top Chef” he came across as a nasty, pissy queen; that appearance, plus his track record, indicates he has all of his sister’s “charm” but none of her drive or ability.