This perky celebrity is the butt of many jokes because she seems to be wrestling with substance abuse, but she won’t admit it. Her behavior repeatedly indicates that she has a problem. Sometimes she’s manic, and other times she’s been known to practically fall asleep on the job. She’s definitely overdoing it with the muscle relaxers – she’s SO relaxed that occasionally she poops her pants at embarrassing times. Most recently it happened in a limo on the way to the airport and they had to stop at Target to buy new underwear.
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Nicole Richie
brit
Paula Abdul
Heather Locklear
WRONG, IT’S LA LOHAN….NO DOUBT ABOUT IT…
aBDUL
It’s GOTTA be Paula Abdul.
Kelly Ripa
Kelly Ripa sounds right.
La Lohan
Lohan is not perky. Neither are Britney nor Paula Abdul. It’s Brittany Murphy!
Sounds like “Fergie” the singer–Perez Hilton’s site sometimes reports that she either does a no. 1 or no. 2 while on stage–who really knows?
Maybe Kelly Ripa. She can def be perky. Perky = morning hint?
what about Rachael Ray? She is the poster child of perky. I have no idea if she sleeps on the job but she certainly is a bit manic
DURRRRRRRR!!!!
I LOVE PAULA but, homegirl is a shitty mess!
this is a funny one.
poor thing must have “skid marks” on all of her expensive panties.
the food they serve at the Ivy must give people diarrhea.
explosive nuclear diarrhea is a liability, and it must contribute to global warming.
Another site I don’t remember which one did a story recently about a celeb who stopped and bought new underwear. Just walked in to the dressing room put them on, paid and left. Anyone else rember reading this?
paula abdul
definitely LiLo
Paula. She’s been known to fall asleep during TV interviews.
It is jessica Simpson for sure, without a doubt. There was a blind item about her pooping the bed when she and John Mayer were in Rome. Plus she is often referred to as “Perky”…it gave it all away.
to: May 8, 2007 6:14 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
The website that references the JS was crazydaysandnights blogspot… by ent lawyer…. it also had this as a blind item that was loosely referring to Julia Roberts…
No doubt about it, Paula Abdul!!!
MEscha
Paula Abduhl for sure. She’s the only one that blatantly whacked out and and in denial.
courtney love
I think Paula Abdul. I used to really like her, but you know after reading all those articles that claim “I never drink, I never smoke, I never do drugs….PLEEEAAASSSE! Does she think we are all dumb and haven’t kept up on the news all these years? Come clean Paula…lol…
PPPPAAAAUUUULLLLAAAA
ABDUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone in LA has heard the poop in Limo story of last month.
Paula Abdul
Totally Brit. They caught her on camera running to like 10 gas station bathrooms in one night no less!!
You all are wrong. It’s Cameron Diaz. Think about it. She’s the BUTT of all jokes. On a VH1 show with the best celeb bodies, Cameron had the best butt. There were also photos of her recently shopping at Target.
where are half these people commenting from???
PAULA ABDUL!!!!!!!!
She is perky, loopy, and poo’ed her pants.
Paula Abdul for sure.
WELL IT’S GOOD TO KNOW YOU’RE
ALL ON THE SAME PAGE WITH THIS
ONE….NOT!
katie couric
What a bunch of idiots….this is the most thinly veiled “whodunnit” Janet’s ever done. Of course it’s Paula…I don’t recall any of the other people mentioned being accused of being druggies (except maybe Brittany Murphy)….Paula’s a big old drug whore
Definitely Katie Couric–she’s the queen of perky.
they say katie couric is known for drinking problems and flying off onto rages on her staff.
its harpo yerfniw
Jessica Simpson?
Pamela Anderson?
It’s Joanie Laurer aka WWF’s Chyna, and resident “SURREALIFE TRANNY I’ll betcha!
BTW, Whatta “cluster yuck” of demented and daffy malicious pea brain bitches with the mega jealousy attacks. Why don’t you all spout off about the avalanche of genuine sh!t storms that occur daily, if you aren’t irrepairably damaged souls.
Thank Haven, 4 leetle girls, my arse!
you know what i’m thinkin’….remember how a few madams have been in trouble and as a result outed the celebrity clientele that used the services of their prostitutes….
well, what needs to come out is some of the major drug dealers of the celebutards..you know, let us know about their best customers and what their favorite smack is. lol
its oprah winfrey.
Paula Abdul
Sorry Paula, You seem to be the one.
My thoughts point me to Courtney Love
Courtney Love?!?! Are you kidding me? No one could ever describe Courtney as “perky”….not by any stretch of the imagination!!!
Alicia Keys