Tom Cruise: Biography

SCIENTOLOGISTS BURY TIME CAPSULES AND TOM CRUISE IS NOT GAY

Andrew Morton’s book “Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography” is #1 on the bestseller list and he had a chat with Cindy Adams at The Post. Morton told Cindy this hilarious tidbit: “Scientologists buried founder Ron Hubbard’s works in titanium in underground vaults on three sites- two of them are New Mexico and California. They believe when the world comes to an end, his works will at least be saved. Someone at an anti-Scientology website wants to bury MY BOOK the same way so it is preserved also!”
Incidentally, Morton insists that Tom Cruise is NOT gay – just as I have always told you.

By hoodlum / February 8, 2008

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HERE IS THE ORIGINAL "ROSEMARY'S BABY" STORY ABOUT TOM CRUISE

This story was posted in May, 2006, and Andrew Morton, the author of “Tom Cruise: The Unauthorized Biography” called us to discuss it and other matters when he was researching his book. We asked him not to credit us because books can be problematic legally and we are afraid of the Scientologists. You read it here first!

KATIE’S BABY

We hear that Suri Cruise is being closely watched by the Scientologists because she COULD turn out to be L Ron Hubbard reincarnated! It brings to mind Rosemary’s Baby, doesn’t it? Anyway, the Scientology bunch has been eagerly awaiting the return of their departed spiritual leader. They believe when a Scientologist dies that they select a baby’s body and take over the soul. When the baby grows up it is drawn to Scientology.

They calculate that Hubbard would select a very special child in which to make his return. Tom Cruise and Katie would be ideal parents for an L Ron Hubbard baby. Consequently they are looking for any sign that Suri has a link to Hubbard. Most likely they’ll have to wait until Suri can talk and begins her auditing classes. Who knows? She might start quoting passages from Dianetics.

For those of you who think my reference to Rosemary’s Baby is far-fetched: Here’s a synopsis of the movie from Yahoo:

“A young married couple, trying unsuccessfully to conceive, finally have it happen when the husband strikes a deal with the devil worshippers next door. All of this is unbeknownst to the poor wife/mother who soon realizes she could be having Satan’s child.”

I rest my case!

By hoodlum / January 7, 2008

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TOM CRUISE TELL-ALL IS BOUND TO RILE UP SCIENTOLOGISTS

“Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography” by Andrew Morton is bound to be a bombshell when it hits book stores next week. What makes the book most fascinating are the ways in which Scientology controls Tom Cruise’s life. From the excerpts we’ve seen, the book seems to be very accurate. We were flattered to note that Morton prominently featured information from this website – specifically our “Rosemary’s Baby” theory. Back in May of 2006, we wrote about a discussion we had with former Scientologists about the comparison between the movie and Suri’s birth. Morton read the posting and later contacted us – we talked about that posting and other related issues. We asked not to be quoted, because, frankly, we are afraid of Scientologists. Since Andrew Morton has gone into hiding, we suspect he is too.

By hoodlum / January 6, 2008

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