The Standard

LINDSAY LOHAN STILL HAS A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT TRUTH AND SELF-CONTROL

Sober or not, it seems that Lindsay Lohan’s ANGER problem, along with her propensity for LYING, will keep her in trouble with the cops. When an actress accused Lindsay of assaulting her at The Standard Hotel two weeks ago, Lindsay swore she wasn’t even THERE, she was at home watching TV. She also had her rep threaten the accuser with legal action. The hotel has since supplied police with video clearly showing she WAS there. She was involved in another rage fueled nightclub confrontation this week. Those Canadians who hired her to play Elizabeth Taylor must be quaking.

EXHIBITIONISM IS OK AT THE STANDARD HOTEL IN HOLLYWOOD

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The Standard hotel in New York is creating quite a stir thanks to their exhibitionistic guests. The hipster hotel features floor to ceiling windows and guests are fond of stripping and performing x-rated acts in full view of the public in the park below. Oddly enough, the Standard in West Hollywood has always featured these nudie acts in their windows but no one has ever complained. Probably because the windows face the pool and people at the pool have always found it highly entertaining. A topless Britney Spears is rumored to have been featured in the window show and former hard partiers Robert Downey Jr, Leonardo Dicaprio, and Eminem were regular voyeurs in the past. Spontaneity is encouraged at this hotel – they have vending machines at the poolside bar that sell Quicksilver bikinis and board shorts.