Texas Cult

FUNDAMENTALIST FASHION CAN GET YOU OVERHEATED

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The Stepford Wives of the polygamist cult in Texas had it worse than we even imagined – at least in the fashion department. Women who didn’t adhere to the strict pioneer style clothing and modest demeanor that the men decreed, could NOT go to heaven. Every day, women piled on four or five layers of underwear, leggings, and slips. Over it all they wore their handmade pastel POLYESTER dresses – because polyester is considered practical and “lasts forever.” Imagine dressing like THAT and working under the boiling hot Texas sun! Bright colors- especially red- were forbidden. Sensible Skechers lace up shoes completed the fetching uniforms.

TEXAS CULT: REAL-LIFE STEPFORD WIVES

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We are absolutely HYPNOTIZED by the style these women rescued from the Texas cult are rocking. Notice that each woman is wearing exactly the same homemade long dress with a high collar and long sleeves. What do the shades of BLUE signify? They’re untouched by makeup but variations of the pompadour appear to be the chosen hairstyle. THIS is what polygamists want their spouses to look like? Someone should volunteer to take all these women to Neiman Marcus to see what the outside world has to offer. Living in a patriarchal society is destructive is more ways than we ever imagined. The women’s lack of education will certainly make assimilating into the real world a challenge. We can already picture Rene Zwellweger starring in the movie about this cult.