Sister

TOM CRUISE TAKES HIS SISTER FOR A RIDE

Tom Cruise and his lookalike sister Marion arrived in the UK by helicopter at the same time as his daughter Suri was getting acclimated to dorm life as a freshman and Carnegie Mellon University in Philadelphia. Marion, also a dedicated Scientologist, appears to lead a normal life as a successful realtor in Florida. We’re betting that she has many of the same Scientology celebrity “perks” that Tom has – since he is the “leader of the pack.”

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SHARON STONE IS WORRIED SICK ABOUT HER SISTER KELLY HOSPITALIZED WITH COVID-19

It’s nice to see celebrities like Jennifer Aniston and Sharon Stone pleading with fans to wear masks and commit to social distancing. Jennifer had a friend hospitalized with Covid-9 and Sharon Stone’s younger sister Kelly, who also has lupus, is in the hospital and gasping for breath. Sharon says “One of you non-mask wearers did this.” (Kelly’s husband is also in the hospital with Covid-19) Worried Sharon is dead serious when she warns fans to “wear a mask for yourself and others!”

Above, Sharon at an award show last fall

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KATE HUDSON: WHAT A DIFFERENCE A HAIRCUT MAKES

Kate Hudson looks like a whole other – but still cute- person without all that blonde hair. She buzzed it all off for her currently filming movie Sister, which is being directed by the singer Sia, who also co-wrote the film. The movie stars Sia’s dance prodigy Maddie Ziegler, who was discovered by the singer on Dance Moms. Dancer/actress Maddie, 14, has already starred in several of Sia’s most successful music videos. The entire project is very secretive and today they took over MacArthur Park for filming.

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DID JUSTIN BIEBER VISIT THE AMERICAN GIRL STORE LOOKING FOR GIRLS?

He didn’t, but compared to Chris Brown, Justin Bieber is really not such a bad guy. He took his little half-sister Jazmyn, 8, to the mall for some fun shopping and back to school necessities. And he knew what she REALLY wanted – a visit to the American Girl store. (That’s where Brad Pitt took his little girl Zahara.) Jazmyn picked out SEVEN outfits plus accessories for her doll, and they walked out happily with a huge shopping bag.

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AMY SCHUMER AND HER SISTER CRACK EACH OTHER UP

Her younger sister Kim Schumer Caramele has been described as Amy’s secret weapon – she’s the inspiration for much of Amy’s comedy. Kim was a happily married school psychologist living in Chicago when Amy begged her to come to New York and help her write jokes for her show Inside Amy Schumer. It turns out Kim had a real knack for Amy-style comedy and she became a writer and producer. Since then she’s successfully worked on all of Amy’s projects and several of her own. The sisters are inseparable – Amy calls Kim her Road Manager. Occasionally Kim does find time for her husband.

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YOU’D BE SMILING TOO IF YOU WERE SET TO INHERIT PRINCE’S 800 MILLION DOLLARS

Friends gathered at Paisley Park to mourn the loss of Prince today and among them was the woman most likely to become a multimillionaire: Prince’s only full sibling Tyka Nelson, 55. She’s had a hard life – besides being a crack addict, she supported her two sons, Sir and President (yes, you read right) with prostitution. Prince did not help her until a few years ago when she agreed to go to rehab, where she reformed and became religious. According to Minnesota law, Prince’s next of kin will inherit his millions, unless he specified otherwise in his will. Another possible recipient is the Jehovah’s Witness church.

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EVEN A NEW MERCEDES COULDN’T STOP KRIS JENNER’S SISTER FROM BLABBING ABOUT THE FAMILY

It’s a nightmare for Kris Jenner– her own estranged SISTER is selling stories about the family to the tabloids! Karen Houghton, 54, can’t stop talking since she discover how interested the tabs are in her sister’s family! Karen and Kris, 57, aren’t close, but Karen has dropped quite a few bombs about her sister. She describes Kris as “obsessed with money and power – Gucci purses and Bentleys.” Karen talked about the time when Kris first moved to Los Angeles – she said Kris used to hang around country clubs so she could meet wealthy men! And she couldn’t resist saying that her older sister Kris (who looks younger) “spent about a million dollars on plastic surgery.” Kris claims Karen “has demons” (implying drugs or alcohol) and sent her sister a new Mercedes to get on her good side, but it didn’t shut her up yet! (Above, Kris and daughter Kylie)

MALIN AKERMAN’S LITTLE SISTER JENNIFER FLIRTED WITH TOM CRUISE

This cutie in short shorts leaving Chateau Marmont is Malin Akerman’s little sister Jennifer from Sweden. Jennifer was photographed at the Jack Reacher premier in Stockholm, deep in conversation with Tom Cruise at the Rose Club. They left around the same time and rumors of a romance started. Since Malin costarred with Tom in “Rock of Ages” we presume that’s how her sister ended up at the same party. It turns out there’s no romance, but Jennifer is making progress in Hollywood as a singer and model.

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CONSPIRACY THEORY: BEYONCE IS SOLANGE KNOWLES MOTHER

BEYONCE AT 12

We love a conspiracy theory because so much work and research are usually put into them. This internet rumor we found on BuzzFeed, concerns Beyonce and insists that there is a Texas birth certificate out there that proves that Beyonce was born in 1974, NOT 1981, and she is actually 38 or 39 years old. Wait – it gets better. The theory also suggests that Beyonce got pregnant at 12 or 13 and gave birth to Solange – the family covered it up by pretending Solange was born to Matthew and Tina, Beyonce’s parents. This means Beyonce is now a mother of two and a grandmother to 26 year old Solange’s eight year old son. Whether this rumor becomes a Hollywood legend like the untrue Richard Gere/gerbil rumor, remains to be seen.

ASHLEE AND JESSICA SIMPSON: A TALE OF TWO SISTERS

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For awhile, it seemed like Ashlee Simpson had everything her sister Jessica wanted. She married a musician and had a baby, she had plastic surgery to pretty up her face, and she was very SLIM. Jessica gained weight and lost boyfriends. But while Ashlee was looking great, Jessica ‘s businesses became incredibly successful. She’s raking in fifty million dollars a year in licensing deals and the offers keep pouring in. Ashlee can’t get an endorsement deal to save her life. She’s started envying Jessica again….