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WHO CAME FIRST? LIL’ KIM OR RODRIGO ALVES?

Seeing Lil’ Kim at the BET Awards last night reminded us that she has a lookalike. Actually a blonde lookalike. It’s Rodrigo Alves. Remember the guy who had all that plastic surgery to look like what he thought was the ideal man? Last year Rodrigo decided he’s rather be a girl and he had a Continue reading “WHO CAME FIRST? LIL’ KIM OR RODRIGO ALVES?”

Monday, June 28, 2021

THE WEEKND LOOKS LIKE A GREAT CATCH

The Weeknd must be between girlfriends because he turned up at The Billboard Awards beautifully dressed and quite elegant- and provocatively available. We’ve grown accustomed to The Weeknd looking like an accident that just happened. For awhile he promoted his Blinding Lights video by walking around with a bandaged and bloody face – as if Continue reading “THE WEEKND LOOKS LIKE A GREAT CATCH”

Monday, May 24, 2021

JESSICA ALVES LOOKS LIKE A GERMAN OKTOBERFEST BARMAID

Okay, some of you are a bit annoyed that we keep featuring photos of Jessica (formerly Rodrigo) Alves, but Jessica’s photos are the most astonishing available at our small budget. Above, Jessica is walking around in London and we can only IMAGINE the reaction of people on the street. Apparently Jessica has body dysmorphia and Continue reading “JESSICA ALVES LOOKS LIKE A GERMAN OKTOBERFEST BARMAID”

Monday, September 28, 2020

PEE-WEE HERMAN WILL NEVER GET OLD!

Hollywood celebrities are NOT happy since most of the plastic surgery offices have closed down for nonessential procedures due to coronavirus. Social isolation would be the perfect time to recover from a facelift! There are some nurses making house calls with injectibles, but no liposuction or nose jobs are happening. Maybe Paul Reubens could offer Continue reading “PEE-WEE HERMAN WILL NEVER GET OLD!”

Tuesday, March 24, 2020

RODDY ALVES: “IT’S HARD WORK TO BE A WOMAN”

He once identified as a “human Ken doll” but Roddy Alves felt more like a Barbie and now he’s having all his male plastic surgery reversed. Alves recently survived having his adam’s apple removed, his hairline lowered, and “facial feminization” surgery including a shaved jawline. His nose has almost disappeared, but Roddy is having fun Continue reading “RODDY ALVES: “IT’S HARD WORK TO BE A WOMAN””

Saturday, March 7, 2020

PARIS HILTON CHANGED HER MIND ABOUT PLASTIC SURGERY

Paris Hilton’s favorite holiday is Halloween because there are so many parties and opportunities to wear sexy costumes. She attended the Casamigos party looking like a dance hall girl from the old west. Back in the early 2000’s when Paris was followed like Kim Kardashian is today, she said that she never had, and didn’t Continue reading “PARIS HILTON CHANGED HER MIND ABOUT PLASTIC SURGERY”

Sunday, October 27, 2019

WELCOME TO THE “PLASTIC WORLD” OF RODRIGO ALVES

Who doesn’t have a secret fascination for plastic surgery and all its possibilities? We find it almost impossible NOT to document the evolution of cosmetic surgery addict Rodrigo Alves. His nose keeps getting smaller and his lips keep getting bigger. Known as “The Human Ken Doll,” Alves has developed a career as a European television Continue reading “WELCOME TO THE “PLASTIC WORLD” OF RODRIGO ALVES”

Wednesday, June 26, 2019

RODRIGO ALVES ADMITS MAINTAINING “KEN DOLL” LOOKS IS EXHAUSTING

That Brazilian with more money than common sense, Rodrigo “The Human Ken Doll” Alves, is in Milan shopping and hoping to squeeze into some shows during Fashion Week. Every time we see him he looks a little different and this time his nose is frighteningly small (can he breathe through those minuscule nostrils?) and his Continue reading “RODRIGO ALVES ADMITS MAINTAINING “KEN DOLL” LOOKS IS EXHAUSTING”

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

OMIGOSH – ANOTHER HUMAN KEN DOLL!

Justin Jedlica, 38, does NOT want us to forget that HE was the ORIGINAL Human Ken Doll, thanks to his 300 cosmetic surgeries. He walked around in Beverly Hills on a cool winter day wearing a tank top and tight pants that displayed his chest, shoulder, and back implants, plus his thigh and butt implants. Continue reading “OMIGOSH – ANOTHER HUMAN KEN DOLL!”

Wednesday, December 19, 2018

RODRIGO ALVES: HOW MANY SURGICAL PROCEDURES CAN YOU SEE?

Seems like every time we look at Rodrigo Alves, the “Human Ken Doll,” we see some plastic surgery we didn’t notice before! Rodrigo is on the beach in the Dominican Republic, and this time we’re looking at that artificial belly button. Alves brags that he doesn’t work out – whatever musculature he has, was supplied Continue reading “RODRIGO ALVES: HOW MANY SURGICAL PROCEDURES CAN YOU SEE?”

Sunday, November 11, 2018