Seems like every time we look at Rodrigo Alves, the “Human Ken Doll,” we see some plastic surgery we didn’t notice before! Rodrigo is on the beach in the Dominican Republic, and this time we’re looking at that artificial belly button. Alves brags that he doesn’t work out – whatever musculature he has, was supplied by surgeons. Certainly contributing to his odd appearance are those false eyelashes!
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Anastasiya Kvitko, 32, calls herself a “glamour model” nowadays. She started out in Moscow as a regular fashion model but wasn’t particularly happy with her success. She was a huge fan of Kim Kardashian and started investing all her money into plastic surgery to look more like her idol. Various nips and tucks, lip injections, and body implants made a huge difference in her popularity! So naturally she moved to Los Angeles, and can be seen posing for pin-up shots on various beaches. It IS frightening to think that girls around the world are having surgery to resemble Kim!
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Every time we see Cher lately we’ve been wondering what the heck is going on with her lips. The lower lip seems to be enormous and she draws her lipstick on to make it look smaller. The National Enquirer explained it all! Cher got tired of having frequent lip injections in the 90’s and she was one of the first to get permanent lip implants. As she aged, the implant on the bottom sank lower and lower on her chin, giving her that weird look. This unexpected turn of events might make other people think twice about getting that procedure!
Above, Cher’s lips at an event July 17
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To be honest we have never been fond of Atlanta “Housewife” Kim Zolciak. Everything about her clashed with our better judgment – she was louder than she was smart, and set a horrible example for girls and women (including her own daughter.) All that fake hair, plastic surgery, thick makeup, and inflated lips – acts of desperation. She’s all about looks and not enough about substance. When Marlon Wayans posted his hilarious comments comparing her to his White Chicks movie characters, we hoped she would surprise us and laugh at herself just a little. But noooo, this vacuous woman took offense and actually compared HER situation to the #MeToo victims. So we still don’t like her…
Top photo: Kim Zolciak and bottom photo: White Chicks
Talk about gender fluidity. It looks like the “Human Ken Doll” Rodrigo Alves, 35, is leaning toward becoming the “Human Kardashian Doll” if this outfit is any indication. As if the baby blue velvet suit was not enough, Brazilian Rodrigo added a black lace WAIST CINCHER – a favorite of Kim and Khloe Kardashian. Alves just had four ribs removed (cost $28,000) and now he brags that he has a 20 inch waist. All this after he got a six pack of abdominal muscles and bicep enhancement! He seems to want all the assets of both males and females. Rodrigo says he’ll have to get all his jackets altered to fit his tiny waist.
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Like Joan Rivers, Janice Dickinson has always been an outspoken fan of all types of plastic surgery. She’s had numerous procedures on both her face and body (Her then-boyfriend Sylvester Stallone paid for her first set of breast implants thirty years ago. Shortly after that she got pregnant with another man’s child!) Janice is in the habit of making deals with cosmetic surgeons in order to get free surgery. Sometimes the procedure is on TV or detailed in a magazine to publicize the doctor. She rarely has to pay herself…
Khloe Kardashian is modestly attired in loose fitting black clothing at the airport – one would never know she was six months pregnant. But her LIPS!
Her gigantic lips make one wonder – is she is still able to speak clearly? Are they painful? Paparazzi scrambled to get a close-up of her kisser…
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Awhile back when Richard Simmons went into hiding under mysterious circumstances, we felt sorry for him – sensing he was having some sort of physical or mental problems. The fact that he has not been SEEN for years makes everyone assume his is radically changed somehow – perhaps grossly overweight, crippled, or like the Enquirer suggested, living as a woman. He’s had two suspicious hospital stays this year – were they really for plastic surgery, liposuction, transitioning? This week’s exit from the hospital suggests that Richard is turning into some sort of melodramatic Sunset Boulevard character and enjoys every moment of it. Imagine being hustled out of the hospital covered entirely by a blanket with a police escort to shoo the paparazzi! SOMETHING was under that blanket! Richard just upped the ante – the first photo of him is now worth BIG BUCKS! Is he manipulating all this or is he an innocent recluse?
(Above, Richard as a bride on Halloween, 2013)
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Brazilian born Rodrigo Alves loves being called “the human Ken doll” and seems to enjoy even negative attention. (He claims he was unattractive and made fun of in high school.) Alves, who claims to be 33, has had over 50 surgeries and over a hundred cosmetic procedures, including having fat removed from his waist and back and injected into his butt. (Maybe that’s why his suit looks so small!) He’s even planning to have his eye color changed surgically. Where does all that money come from? He says he inherited money from his grandfather plus all his surgeries are filmed and photographed so….
(Above, Rodrigo is leaving a med spa in London after 3 hours of botox and filler injections)
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Believe it or not. Matthew Perry, 47, was the youngest one of the Friends cast but he’s probably aging the worst. Granted, he had some health problems and ended up in rehab a few times, plus he smoked (still does?) so he didn’t lead the healthiest life. Somehow his chin receded into his plump neck and it’s time to take action. After all, he IS an actor. There are new procedures to eliminate double chin that don’t even involve surgery. Time for a visit to the Med Spa.
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