Orange is the New Black

DOES BEN FOSTER KNOW WHAT HE’S GETTING INTO?

Months after splitting with his longtime girlfriend/fiancée Robin Wright, Ben Foster, 35, has put a ring on Orange is the New Black star Laura Prepon, 36, who happens to be a longtime enthusiastic Scientologist. And her thetan finger would never have welcomed a ring from anyone NOT into Scientology! Let’s face it- Ben has been a friend of high – ranking Scientologist Danny Masterson for YEARS, and Laura has also. And Ben has never confirmed or denied his attachment to Scientology. Now he doesn’t have to. He’s already gone over to the dark side. Too bad – he was so good in Hell or High Water. Laura will be getting MAJOR POINTS from Scientology for pulling in actor Ben.

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IS LORI PETTY REALLY A TOMBOY?

When we first saw this pink parachute outfit on the SAG red carpet we had no idea who the wearer was. Who would be caught dead in this ill fitting outfit obviously made for a MUCH taller person? We figured maybe a writer who didn’t get out much. But it turned out to be ACTRESS Lori Petty, 52, who built her career in the 90’s as a tough tomboy type in A League of Their Own and Tank Girl. To her credit, she’s currently appearing in a bunch of episodes of Orange is the New Black, which means she can AFFORD to look better. There has been much discussion about whether Lori is gay or straight, but the question has never been answered….or did this strange apparel answer the question?

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RUBY ROSE IS THE NEW JENNY SHIMIZU

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One can’t help but compare the very attractive Orange is the New Black sensation Ruby Rose with the equally appealing and boyish Jenny Shimizu. Australian Ruby has straight women half-joking that they’d go gay for her, and Jenny famously had flings with Madonna and Angelina Jolie. Both Jenny and Ruby are Lesbian icons with much in common. Ruby, 29, was photographed above playing soccer at an LA park with a gaggle of gal pals.

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TARYN MANNING: ASK ME NO QUESTIONS

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Orange is the New Black prisoner Taryn Manning, 36, is in no mood to talk to the paparazzi at LAX so she hid behind her glasses and fur hood. She’s been going through an awkward situation with a former girlfriend, Jeanine Heller. Awhile back, a judge issued a mutual domestic restraining order against both of the battling girls. Jeanine was arrested for stalking Taryn, and Taryn was arrested for threatening to kill Jeanine, but later the case was dropped. Whatever’s going on, the girls are having a hard time dissolving their relationship.

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IN DEFENSE OF JASON BIGGS

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All this fuss over Jason Biggs’ tweet! All Jason did was crack a mild joke after the second Malaysian airplane tragedy yesterday. He wisecracked “Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles?” Irate readers scornfully tweeted that his remark was “too soon “ and “inappropriate.” It’s FUNNY and harmless and in no way insults the grieving relatives of the crash victims or anyone else! What’s WRONG with these judgmental Americans who jump to take offense to every little thing and act all holier than thou? Get OVER yourselves! Live and let live. We need more laughs and fewer snide complaints. WE ARE FIRMLY ON TEAM JASON. (Except we cannot defend that awful necktie)

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