Nadya Suleman

OCTOMOM NADYA SULEMAN IS NOT FAMILIAR WITH COMMON COURTESY

We have to admit we were appalled by the Octomom Nadya Suleman’s attitude on that flight back from New York after she appeared on the Today Show. The show generously put Nadya and 12 kids in business class but the flight was delayed for two hours and the kids were screaming and howling. When Kristen Johnston came back from first class to complain about the noise, Octomom did NOT apologize – she belligerently asked “How do you expect me to control eight 2 year olds?” Johnston logically replied “Get help!” before she exited the plane. Nadya COULD have flown coach and paid for help, but apparently she’s arrogant and thinks the world should cater to her because she‘s a mother. Her final comment says it all: “I guess there’s some people that don’t like kids.” Hey Nadya – NO ONE likes kids with ignorant parents that allow them to run wild! Get a grip and get some manners!

OCTOMOM PUMPS IT UP IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE

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Octomom Nadya Suleman miraculously found time to bring her son Joshua to a “Pump It Up” birthday party in Chino Hills. That’s a party where they have a room full of inflatable castles and elaborate slides and air filled structures with lots of bouncing for kids. Ironically, Nadya looks like she’s been doing some “pumping up” of her own – check out the lips.

OCTOMOM STILL HAS EIGHTY POUNDS TO LOSE

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She’s still denying that she had plastic surgery but the octomom Nadya Suleman admits she remains eighty pounds overweight – in total she gained 160 pounds when she was pregnant. Actually that’s only twenty pounds per baby so it’s not excessive. It does appear, however, that some of her residual weight has settled in her lips.

OCTODAD: IS THERE A RESEMBLANCE?

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The man most likely to be the father of Octomom Nadya Suleman’s brood is her exboyfriend Dennis Beaudoin. Dennis told GMA he steady dated Nadya in the late 90’s and their relationship was serious. He claims Nadya told him she had ovarian cancer and needed him to donate sperm to help her with “future pregnancies.” He did – three times. After they broke up, he realized the cancer story wasn’t true. He says Nadya today is vastly different from the girl he dated. Dennis is married now with two sons and he wants a DNA test. If all or some of the 14 kids are his, he says he is “willing to help.”

WHO'S PAYING FOR THE OCTOMOM'S MASSIVE TUMMY TUCK?

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A pertinent question. Who IS paying for the extensive abdominal surgery this woman needs after being stretched out by eight babies? Octomom Nadya Suleman is no stranger to the cosmetic surgeon’s knife, and we bet she’s fretting over all that loose skin this very minute. Perhaps Dr 90210 will volunteer his services and make a special for E! out of the procedure.

OCTOMOM IS ALREADY COLLECTING TAXPAYER'S MONEY

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The octuplet story just keeps getting more sordid, because the tormented American taxpayers are footing much of the bill. Not only has Octomom Nadya Suleman been receiving almost $500 a month in food stamps, but according to the LA Times, she collects federal benefits for three disabled children, from her previous six. And her Kaiser Medical Center has asked California’s health plan for the poor to pay her monumental hospital bills! To no one’s surprise, Nadya’s fertility doctor turned out to be a shady character. Besides his insane fertilization of Nadya, Dr Michael Kamrava has been accused by former employees of engaging in “systematic insurance and tax fraud.” He requires patients to pay in CASH, “which was never entered into the computer or deposited in a bank.” Note to President Obama: Let’s take a long hard look at disability payments in general.

NADYA SULEMAN: IS 14 KIDS ENOUGH?

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Nadya Suleman (dubbed “Octomom” by the NY Post) just hired publicists and already the interviews have begun. The single mother of 14 is a hot commodity. At one point Nadya’s father indicated that the asking price was over a million dollars per appearance. Ann Curry landed the first interview for NBC and although the network vehemently denies paying the mother of octuplets, it’s generally agreed that she is somehow being compensated. And there will be many more TV and book deals to come. The fertility doctor responsible for all her pregnancies has still not been identified. We’re betting he’s hiring a lawyer and a publicist too. Then there’s the reluctant sperm donor – who was a friend of Nadya – he’s likely to pull in a few bucks also. All in all, it looks like the kids won’t starve.