Mom Pants

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN: NOT READY FOR MOM JEANS

In case you’re considering investing in some trendy high- rise mom jeans for fall, take a gander at Kourtney Kardashian first. The most petite of the famous sisters usually dresses reasonably well, but these high-rise pants really make her look like a mom, and not in a good way. Maybe the style is just not right for a petite woman. We bet if she sees this photo she’ll ditch those pants.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

JESSICA SIMPSON FOLLOWED ALL THE RULES

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Photo Credit: Splash News

Seething mad about the weight gain comments after her Florida performance in mom jeans, Jessica Simpson pulled out all her ammunition at her Virginia show. She followed the list of tips that fashion mags give women about “looking ten pounds thinner instantly.” First she put on her highest heels, then she dressed in black from head to toe. (Unfortunately, skin-tight, shiny black isn’t what they meant) Finally, she poofed her hair out to the max – lots of hair supposedly makes a body look small. We think a new stylist is in order.