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WILL ARMIE HAMMER SHOW HIS STUFF ON ONLYFANS?

Armie Hammer is facing a real life Sophie’s Choice – debating if he should focus on rebuilding his once promising but now nonexistent Hollywood career or cash in on his sexual notoriety and make a bundle on OnlyFans! According to one of his pals, Armie’s finances aren’t great as he’s been ostracized from Hollywood since his sexual fetishes became public knowledge. He’s quietly auditioned for a few parts but hasn’t landed so much as TV commercial. The 6’5″ hunk dreams of one day winning an Oscar and becoming Hollywood royalty, but also has bills to pay and mouths to feed (his well-to-do mother helps him out she’s not as generous as he would have hoped). He calculated that he could make MILLIONS leaning into his kink on OnlyFans but fears the much needed cash infusion would torpedo any chances of a comeback. For now he’s at a crossroads as this could go either way. We have a feeling that if his mother reads this she might become more generous in a hurry.

 

PHOTO:  The Hollywood Reporter

ARMIE HAMMER: BE PREPARED TO SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE

Old habits die hard and apparently old fetishes even harder! Even though no charges were ever filed against him, Armie Hammer paid the price once his sexual fetishes were exposed by former flames – he was all but cancelled out of Hollywood. Now that he’s single and ready to mingle, Armie hasn’t given up the kink, BUT, before any fun begins, he’s making his partners sign an agreement that all sexual activity and fantasy talk is consensual. A friend explains that Armie is still as kinky as ever but he doesn’t want to jeopardize his desired comeback with another scandal, so he insists on getting consent IN WRITING from any potential paramour before anything sexual happens.

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This actor is the kind of guy that every single woman over thirty wants to meet. He’s tall, dark, and handsome and successful on TV as well as the big screen. He’s carved out a career playing “the boyfriend” to leading ladies. But this down to earth guy is freakier than he looks- he never goes out without a jar of mayonnaise in his backpack. He cheats on his famous girlfriend with frisky gals willing to spread the mayo all over his body.