Khloe Kardashian does NOT want to be bothered or answer any paparazzi questions as she is leaving The Nice Guy club alone. She is PRETENDING to talk on a fancy gold brick phone, but it is actually a handbag. The Judith Leiber bejewelled clutch LOOKS like a brick phone – antenna and all, but at $5,700.00 it costs a lot more…
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The 34 year old Kardashian youngest sister already looks like she’s been around the block too many times. Why? Apparently she hasn’t yet figured out that basketball players don’t make the best husbands or boyfriends. (They ARE tall, though.) Her marriage to Lamar Odom was a blazing failure and her baby-daddy Tristan Thompson has two roving eyes. What’s a girl to do? What NOT to do is leave the house looking like THIS – too much of EVERYTHING- hair, makeup, (even her knees are made up) cleavage, and general glitz. Khloe was on the prowl at Diana Ross’s birthday party.
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Hard to believe that Jordyn Woods, 21, would turn on the Kardashians and cuddle up with Khloe’s baby-daddy Tristan Thompson. Kylie Jenner made her best friend famous just by hanging with her and having her costar on her short-lived reality series Life of Kylie. Her friendship with the Kardashians opened doors for Jordyn – and she parlayed her fame into businesses of her own. And Kylie generously allowed Jordyn to live in her guest house FREE! We can’t believe Jordyn bit the hands that fed her – nothing good can come of this!
Above, Jordyn attempted to seduce our dog Elvis – he was tempted, but didn’t stray…
Khloe Kardashian is modestly attired in loose fitting black clothing at the airport – one would never know she was six months pregnant. But her LIPS!
Her gigantic lips make one wonder – is she is still able to speak clearly? Are they painful? Paparazzi scrambled to get a close-up of her kisser…
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Khloe Kardashian’s new E! show, Revenge Body, debuted to low ratings and a not-so-bright future. Her mother Kris pushed E! to give the series a chance because she wanted Khloe to find success after her failed Kocktails With Khloe. Not only that, but Khloe’s boyfriend Tristan Thompson became a father via his ex-girlfriend this month. Right now she’s in Costa Rica filming KUWTK with the family and shortly before she left she must have paid a visit to her cosmetic surgeon to get her lips enlarged. We think she resembles an inflatable sex doll but she must love her new look because she posted this selfie online…
Hasn’t publicity hungry Khloe Kardashion figured out by now that she should NEVER pose with her petite sister Kourtney? Separately, the two sisters look just fine, but TOGETHER, Khloe looks like a hulkish female wrestler or amazon, and her tiny sister looks like a normal size female. Khloe’s shoulders seem a mile wider and rather mannish. We’re not crazy about Khloe’s choice of attire for a cancer fundraiser in New York either. Didn’t Kim wear that dress awhile back?
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We can’t believe ANYONE would criticize Khloe Kardashian for abandoning her addicted and estranged husband Lamar Odom after his recent drunk and vomiting debacle on an airplane. For once, we’re on HER side. Odom has had more chances than he deserves. After his near-fatal overdose in a brothel, Khloe stayed married to him simply so he could use HER medical insurance to slowly recover. NOT because she hoped to reconcile. She even leased him a house after he left the hospital. As soon as he started drinking/using again, she cut him off and reinstated the divorce. She did all the right things and he did all the WRONG things. It’s time for this pathetic-excuse-for-a-man to help himself.
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Lately the amply proportioned Kardashians have been frequently flaunting the trendy color nude, but they’re doing it all wrong. They wear the color in garments far too tight and sometimes without underwear. If Kim and Khloe DO wear undergarments, they serve to push up all their flesh into the low cut bustline. And you can IMAGINE what the rear view looks like. Pictured here is model Gigi Hadid scurrying to a NY meeting in a fetching flesh colored dress and heels to match. She gives the color class instead of vulgarity.
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Paparazzi have started hanging out at the Epione Beverly Hills Laser Surgery Center because there is almost ALWAYS a Kardashian (or a Jenner) arriving or leaving with ice packs in hand. Saudi princesses visit LA once a year to shop and get all kinds of plastic surgery here. The Kardashians talk about it so often on their reality show that you just KNOW they get work done for a VERY reasonable price. Most likely Kylie Jenner had her lips enhanced here – the clinic has an enormous self-improvement menu. Khloe Kardashian left the center today covering up her face and mouth were you can see a bit of a bandage. Tomorrow she’ll probably show the results with a selfie. These Kardashians are still YOUNG – imagine how much surgery they’ll have when they get older!
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Khloe Kardashian, like her sister Kim, just LOVES to shop at Barneys in Beverly Hills, but they both have the same problem: fit. The sisters’ improbable proportions do not match the sizes available in designer clothes. It’s very frustrating to see lots of beautiful things that simply will never fit. The girls have to settle for customized items or SPANDEX and Barneys is not a purveyor of spandex. Just about all they can purchase are shoes, accessories, and cosmetics. Indeed, Khloe looks out of place in her stilettos and absurdly tight outfit at Barneys.
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