Joel Madden

NICOLE RICHIE AND JOEL MADDEN: WE ARE NOT MARRIED!

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We’re still confused by the Star Magazine cover story “NICOLE & JOEL MARRIED!” Star had Nicole Richie and Joel Madden married last June also, but it didn’t pan out. This time Star had many details about their private online wedding ceremony on October 14 conducted by, of all people, Reverend Moon. The magazine also wrote about Nicole’s father Lionel bragging about the wedding and the couple’s friends congratulating them. But Nicole and Joel have called the story ridiculous and insist they are NOT married. Star jumped the gun yet again.

NICOLE RICHIE AND JOEL MADDEN: IF A BOY’S NAMED SPARROW, HE’S GOTTA BE TOUGH

What ever possessed Joel Madden and Nicole Richie to name their newborn SON “Sparrow.” This isn’t even funny. Their daughter Harlow at least has a name with some glamour and it’s sex appropriate. What boy wants to be called a Sparrow? A tiny fragile bird! Imagine the taunts in the schoolyard. The poor kid will probably grow up to be a tattooed bodybuilder to prove his manhood. It reminds us of the Johnny Cash song “A Boy Named Sue” –“if a man’s named Sue, he’s gotta be tough.”

NICOLE RITCHIE IS MUCH HAPPIER IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

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Nicole Ritchie doesn’t have to go home to her daddy’s mansion any more. Joel Madden sold the house that Nicole didn’t like in Glendale and bought a new place in the more fashionable Hollywood Hills. Actually he wanted to live closer to his store on Melrose Avenue, anyway. His brother Benji also unloaded his Glendale house (which was a block away from his twin brother’s) and bought a house down the street from Joel’s new place. So they’re still neighbors.

NICOLE RITCHIE AND JOEL MADDEN INDULGE AT IN-N-OUT BURGER

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Almost anyone who eats hamburgers in Hollywood loves In-N-Out Burger on Sunset. It’s been reported that Nicole Ritchie has Joel Madden on a diet and that she’s giving him a gradual style makeover. Fashion-wise he looks about the same, but he HAS lost a few pounds. Eating french fries is not a good way to KEEP it off, but at least he’s not sneaking behind Nicole’s back. They were seen at the drive-thru on the day before Thanksgiving.

NICOLE RICHIE AND JOEL MADDEN HAVE DIFFERENT IDEAS ABOUT THE GOOD LIFE

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Nicole Richie is getting restless. She’s not ready to settle into a quiet life in the suburbs with Joel Madden and their baby Harlow. She feels isolated living at Joel’s house in Glendale and she wants to be closer to her favorite places and friends. She and Joel talked about marriage but realized they have different agendas. He’s a workaholic and a homebody when he’s not working. Nicole has no intention of giving up her active social life just because she’s a mom. Lately she’s been staying at her father Lionel’s Beverly Hills mansion more than Joel’s house. AND she’s started going out with her girlfriends. She still sees Joel but he finds it hard to compete with her incredibly wealthy doting dad who pampers and pays her credit card bills.

NICOLE AND JOEL: WHAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR DADDY ISN'T NECESSARILY GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIS LITTLE GIRL

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We’re starting to wonder if Nicole Richie and her heavily tatted rocker Joel Madden ever will get married, or if they should. They look cute together and reasonably happy taking Harlow for a ride, but Nicole just admitted to Harper’s Bazaar magazine that it would “break her heart” if Harlow ever wanted to get a tattoo!

PARIS HILTON IS STEALING BENJI MADDEN'S LOOK

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This could be a match made in heaven. Since Paris Hilton hooked up with Benji Madden, the two have been photographed all over town. And they’re both loving every minute of it. According to a friend of the Good Charlotte brothers Benji and Joel, the twins both aim to date famous women who will increase THEIR fame. And if the women have money, all the better. Apparently the band isn’t making much money and the Maddens love the high life. Joel went from dating Hilary Duff to Nicole Richie. And Benji is loving his newfound attention. As for Paris, we were amused to see HER dressed like a rock chick at LAX.

NICOLE RICHIE WANTS A STAY AT HOME DAD FOR HER BABY

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Now that Nicole Richie has recovered from giving birth, it seems she’s changed her mind about Joel Madden’s career. She used to get a kick out of touring with him but since she became a mom she doesn’t want him going on the road with his band Good Charlotte. She wants him at home with her and the baby. Naturally this is causing serious discussions and major problems because Joel loves his music and he’s loyal to his band.

NICOLE RICHIE: ONE SIZE LARGER AT DIOR

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Nice to see the “cute” Nicole Richie is back instead of the “cadaverous” Nicole Richie. Here she is in her spring shorts, shopping at Dior in Beverly Hills. We wonder if her boyfriend Joel Madden, the Good Charlotte rocker who claims to be against drugging and drinking, has actually been a good influence on her. Looks that way.