Growing Pains

IT’S NOT EASY BEING KYLIE’S DAUGHTER

It’s a little sad that these Kardashian kids have to grow up SO fast and barely have time to enjoy their childhood. Seems like they are being groomed to be celebrities at an awfully early age. Kylie Jenner and her little girl Stormi had dinner at the very adult restaurant Nobu in Malibu and we can’t help but ponder many questions. For example, WHAT did Stormi eat? (Do they have mac and cheese?) Stormi is awfully cute but she must spend a LOT of time having her hair done because it always look perfect. Do you suppose she ENJOYS wearing leather pants? Can a three year old be trusted with a designer handbag? And she’s flaunting some major jewelry. How long will it be before Stormi Webster (her dad Travis Scott’s real last name) trades in the sneakers for heels?

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WHAT’S WRONG WITH KIRK CAMERON?

It’s IMPOSSIBLE to ignore Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron’s shocking behavior! We were flabbergasted, when in the middle of a raging pandemic (especially virulent in Los Angeles) Kirk Cameron organized yet ANOTHER mask-optional singalong protest against coronavirus restrictions! Actor-turned-evangelist Cameron is not the same since he became a born-again Christian at the age of 17. It happened when Growing Pains was very popular and Kirk started complaining about “inappropriate story lines.” He offended just about everyone on his show with his anti-science, anti-evolution, and anti-gay views. No surprise his career fizzled. Now he uses what’s left of his fame to host super-spreader events outside and in churches. He passionately believes he is smarter than the rest of us.

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TRACEY GOLD AND CARNIE WILSON THROW THEIR WEIGHT AROUND ON “CELEBRITY WIFE SWAP”

When we heard about the new ABC reality show Celebrity Wife Swap we wondered whether celebrities would actually embarrass themselves and cooperate, but obviously they will – for the right price. The premier episode on January 2, features two celebs with opposite eating disorders – Carnie Wilson (singer from Wilson Phillips) who battles obesity despite stomach stapling surgery, and “Growing Pains” actress Tracey Gold, an admitted anorexic. The three day “swap” reveals that Carnie is a casual housewife who doesn’t mind dirty dishes piling up. Tracey is portrayed as a neat freak who makes lists and runs a tight ship at home. Opposite marriages reveal the big differences in their husbands. Carnie ends up envying Tracey’s close and communicative marriage. We’re already hooked and plan to tune in.