Grave

ONE LAST THING KRIS JENNER AND HER EX BRUCE (CAITLYN) CANNOT AGREE ON

Will Kris Jenner and her ex-husband, Caitlyn spend eternity together? Back when they were husband and wife and Caitlyn was known as Bruce, the then couple purchased a family plot in the celebrity filled section of Forest Lawn cemetery so they could be buried together. When their marriage didn’t work out, they didn’t decide who was going to wind up with the burial plots in their divorce, since neither wanted to relinquish the desirable resting place. They agreed to figure out who gets it at a later date and even though they’ve been divorced for YEARS they’re still co-owners of the land. And they avoid talking about it. Kris is joking to pals that it will be just her luck to wind up being buried next to her ex.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Kris and Bruce in happier days (2012) with daughters Kylie and Kendall

ROBERT KARDASHIAN MIGHT BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE

The Kardashians are at odds over burial plans. The late patriarch of the family, Robert, is buried in a modest plot with a small headstone in Inglewood, California. He passed away before his ex-wife, Kris and their kids struck it rich on reality TV, so the simple plot was a sensible choice when he died in 2003. Twenty years later, the klan seems to be printing their own money, so now some of the kids want to exhume his body and give him a final resting place worthy of their family status. According to my source, it’s become a hot topic for the family and has divided them – Kourtney and Robert Jr. want to keep him where he is, but Kim, Khloe, and Kris want to dig him up and relocate him to a fancy million dollar gravesite.

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WHITNEY HOUSTON ENCASED IN CEMENT?

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We’ve all heard the story that Whitney Houston was buried wearing $800,000 worth of jewelry and certainly we wondered WHY her family would do such a thing – AND let the information leak out. Nightmarish visions of grave robbers couldn’t help but dance in our heads. According to recent rumors, the family has decided it’s not practical to have 24 hr guards protecting Whitney’s grave, so they plan to encase her casket in cement to discourage vandals. All this sounds like a good case for cremation, to us.

WHITNEY HOUSTON STILL NEEDS BODYGUARDS

We were just waiting for THIS to happen. When The Enquirer revealed that Whitney Houston was buried with $500,00 worth of jewelry, you could just imagine the grave robbers making plans. Whose brilliant idea was THAT? Her burial site in Westfield, New Jersey, has been closed to the general public for the past week after hordes of fans overran the cemetery. 24 hour armed security guards have been hired by the family to keep her grave from being robbed. What a waste of money.