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ELON MUSK IS APPROPRIATING DONALD TRUMP’S HABITS WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD

Despite a few hiccups, the bromance between Elon Musk and Donald Trump is still going strong, and now some insiders are wondering if Trump’s unnatural fear of being poisoned has worn off on Elon. It’s common knowledge that Donald is a fan of fast food, specifically McDonald’s, since he believes it would be next to Continue reading “ELON MUSK IS APPROPRIATING DONALD TRUMP’S HABITS WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD”

Sunday, February 2, 2025
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DONALD TRUMP’S PRESIDENTIAL TOILET

As Donald Trump attempts to Make America Great Again, apparently he’s starting with the White House bathrooms. According to my source, Donald wants to remodel the functional but hardly lavish bathrooms in the residential area of the White House. He hopes to decamp to Mar-a-Lago while the renovations take place. This should come as no Continue reading “DONALD TRUMP’S PRESIDENTIAL TOILET”

Tuesday, January 28, 2025
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HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW

Donald Trump continues to make news now that he’s inaugurated as our 47th president, and his friendship with the world’s richest man, Elon Musk has drawn a lot of interest. We just heard this on VERY GOOD authority. Donald, who likes to talk tough, gets very SUBMISSIVE to Elon when they are behind closed doors Continue reading “HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW”

Friday, January 24, 2025
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WILL WASHINGTON DC WELCOME ELON MUSK?

Just because he’s the wealthiest man in the world doesn’t mean Elon Musk is having an easy time finding a new residence in Washington DC. According to my inside political source, Elon assumed he would be taking a residence at the White House since he’s practically glued to the hip of Donald Trump. Elon doesn’t Continue reading “WILL WASHINGTON DC WELCOME ELON MUSK?”

Monday, January 20, 2025
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HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW

Understandably, the Los Angeles fires continue to be the biggest story out of Hollywood this week. We just heard this interesting tidbit. The popular online resale site, The Real Real is being overwhelmed with requests from consignors who lost everything in the fires requesting their things back. The site is popular with the wealthy and Continue reading “HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW”

Thursday, January 16, 2025
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ELON MUSK IS DREAMING OF A TESLA MOTORCADE

Don’t think for one second that Elon Musk is being altruistic and not self-serving with his newfound friendship with Donald Trump. My astute political source reveals Elon is trying to get Trump to replace his presidential motorcade with his Teslas! Elon is working on persuading Donald that his Cybertrucks are safer and make a bolder Continue reading “ELON MUSK IS DREAMING OF A TESLA MOTORCADE”

Monday, January 13, 2025
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MATT GAETZ EXPECTS DONALD TRUMP TO FIND HIM A NEW CAREER

Former Congressman Matt Gaetz wants a job and he expects his loyal buddy Donald Trump to give him one. Matt brown-nosed Trump for years and was rewarded with a chance at becoming US Attorney General, but he quickly withdrew himself from consideration when it became apparent he didn’t have enough votes in the Senate to Continue reading “MATT GAETZ EXPECTS DONALD TRUMP TO FIND HIM A NEW CAREER”

Sunday, January 12, 2025
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HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW

The Southern California Wildfires are the only story worthy of recapping this week, and while there will surely be months (if not years) of future stories on this disaster to report, here’s what we know now about this incredibly heartbreaking tragedy. Henry “The Fonz” Winkler took a beating online for suggesting the fires could have Continue reading “HERE’S WHAT WE KNOW”

Friday, January 10, 2025
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ROBERT F KENNEDY JR INSPIRED DONALD TRUMP TO WORK OUT

Not only is RFK Jr. hoping to make America healthy again, according to my source he’s also working on getting Donald Trump in shape. Although he’s only a few years younger than out-of-shape Trump, Kennedy has the physique that Donald envies – he has defined muscles and likes showing them off by going shirtless. Donald Continue reading “ROBERT F KENNEDY JR INSPIRED DONALD TRUMP TO WORK OUT”

Sunday, December 22, 2024
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MARK ZUCKERBERG DOESN’T WANT TO GO TO PRISON

According to Vanity Fair, American billionaires are falling all over themselves, buttering up Donald Trump with fistfuls of money. It seems like the logical way to deal with someone who could be a threat to their companies. Elon Musk was first in line and has so far donated 277 million to the new President. (He’s Continue reading “MARK ZUCKERBERG DOESN’T WANT TO GO TO PRISON”

Thursday, December 12, 2024
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