Christopher Ciccone

MADONNA COULDN’T CARE LESS THAT HER BROTHER CHRISTOPHER GOT MARRIED LAST WEEKEND

So much happened this last weekend that few people seemed to notice that Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone, 55, got married – and that includes his sister. Of course Madonna and Christopher have had a tumultuous relationship. At one time the artistic Christopher directed Madonna’s music videos, helped design her stage shows, and decorated her homes. They were very close until she “fired” him and accused him of slacking off and substance abuse. (At that time he was also described as being “obnoxious.”) In 2008 Christopher wrote a tell-all book titled “Life With My Sister Madonna” describing Madonna’s MANY idiosyncrasies and to no one’s surprise, she didn’t speak to him for four years. Christopher says he and Madonna are in touch by email, but she was not involved in his marriage to British hairdresser Ray Thacker in Beverly Hills Saturday. As far as we know, she didn’t send a gift either.

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CHRISTOPHER CICCONE IS PARTYING IN SOUTH BEACH

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While Madonna’s in Africa negotiating for her next child, her brother Christopher Ciccone is partying in South Beach. Christopher wrote the fascinating book “Life With My Sister Madonna” and they’ve been on the outs ever since. Chris is friendly with South Beach’s most popular drag queen, Elaine Lancaster and she threw the gay event called “Asseteria” at the Aerobar there, where Chris was the celebrity guest.

BETWEEN KABBALAH AND GYM, MADONNA HAD NO TIME FOR MARRIAGE

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Madonna paid a hasty visit to the Kabbalah center before she left for Toronto. Her brother Christopher is convinced that Kabbalah played a huge part in the breakup of her marriage. He thought Madonna dragged Guy into it, and depended on Kabbalah to hold their relationship together. Christopher was surprised their marriage lasted as long as it did. And he’s probably tickled pink that it’s finally over.

MADONNA DEFIES HER AGE: FIFTY IS THE NEW THIRTY

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Madonna kicked off her world tour at Cardiff, Wales, this weekend and her show has been described as red hot and very athletic. She just celebrated her 50th birthday but you wouldn’t know it by her performance and appearance. Givenchy contributed costumes with a domineering edge. She’s set to appear at 37 venues in four months. Too bad her brother Christopher Ciccone isn’t involved in this tour – his design and choreography skills, plus his knowing exactly what his sister wants- added a lot to her earlier concerts. In his book he mentioned that Madonna doesn’t like to sing in air conditioned spaces so her audience is forced to swelter in the heat. Dress lightly if you’re seeing her show.