Chris Kattan

CHRIS KATTAN: A NIGHT WITHOUT AMBIEN

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Ever since we saw that HORRENDOUS mugshot of SNL comic Chris Kattan we’ve been wondering what the heck is going on with him. For the past couple of years he’s had DUIs and skirmishes with the law due to prescription abuse. Once he created havoc in flight and was arrested when he got off a plane – another time he was too high to get ON a flight. A judge sent him to AA meetings that he said he didn’t need. Chris blames it on his “bad back” (that was Chevy Chase’s excuse too.) His latest excuse was “Ambien” although he appeared to be all hopped up. Hopefully that’s behind him – he turned up this weekend at Chateau Marmont looking normal.

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WHAT HAPPENED TO SNL STAR CHRIS KATTAN?

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Talk about a rough night at The Roxbury. We don’t know WHERE Chris Kattan was until 2 AM before he had his DUI, but this mug shot (left) reveals that he looks thrashed. He blames it all on prescription medication (doesn’t everybody?) Chris has 7 successful years on Saturday Night Live and even married a model named Sunshine Tutt, but it only lasted 5 weeks. He was last seen in January on Celebrity Cook-Off.

CHRIS KATTAN HOPED HIS WEDDING PHOTOS WOULD BE WORTH MORE

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Chris Kattan’s friends weren’t exactly surprised to learn that his marriage of two months is already on the rocks. Weeks before his wedding to model Sunshine Tutt, Kattan started getting cold feet. He said he felt trapped and kept asking himself “WHY am I getting married? I’m not sure I’m in love and I don’t WANT to get married!” His friends tried to reassure him that most guys felt that way at the last minute, but he remained very agitated. To top it off, he was very disappointed that he couldn’t make a big money deal to sell his wedding pictures! A bad start for a Hollywood wedding.

CHRIS KATTAN: LUCKY IN LOVE

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Chris Kattan, who just became engaged to a model named Sunshine Tutt, can’t believe his good luck, but has no intention of giving up his female friends or an occasional hug. Here he is after having lunch with a group of pals at Cafe Med on Sunset. He gave Rebecca Gayheart, who’s married to Eric Dane, a squeeze in the parking lot before departing.

SEEN AROUND TOWN…..

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Jesse Metcalfe, clad in nothing but “a little orange towel and a smile,” at 24 hour Fitness in Hollywood……. Chris Kattan with a tall pretty girl, perusing the screw aisle in Hollywood’s Home Depot (who knew he was handy around the house)… Romance novel coverboy Fabio can be seen almost every day around 4:30 at Gold’s Gym in Hollywood. “He looks like a giant man-woman with that long hair” offered another gym rat…. Albertsons spokesperson Patricia Heaton (“Everybody Loves Raymond”) pushing a loaded shopping cart around Ralph’s on 3rd street. Looks like Albertsons doesn’t give her freebies…… Leonardo DiCaprio stocking up on an assortment of healthy juices at Whole Foods in West Hollywood. It took both him and his buddy to carry all the bottles out……. Jake Gyllenhaal took one look at the long line for tables at Urth Cafe (Entourage made the place even MORE popular) – he got his lunch to go and sat in his Mercedes and ate it…….