Bustup

KELLY OSBOURNE’S FIANCEE CHOSE A LOOKALIKE TRANSSEXUAL OVER HER

Kelly Osbourne angrily broke up with her fiance Luke Worrall when she found explicit texts he’d been sending to “model” Elle Schneider. What she might not have realized is that her femme boyfriend cheated on her with a transsexual who bore a striking resemblance to HER! Elle Schneider, 21, told the UK Mirror that her real name is Reynaldo Gonzalez and she’s a Cuban from Miami. Ell says when she and Luke met in a NY club she told him she was a transgender and it turned him on. They continued dating after Kelly finally gave Luke the boot. Hopefully, Kelly will be a better judge of character next time she gets engaged.

KIM KARDASHIAN WON’T ADMIT THAT REGGIE BUSH CHEATED

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Kim Kardashian refuses to admit it, but the reason she and Reggie Bush split up is because HE CHEATED! And in a MAJOR way! For months, he had an affair behind Kim’s back with a Latina stripper from Atlanta and he flew her around for assignations when Kim wasn’t with him. When Reggie finally split with her, the stripper went to a tabloid to sell her “kiss n’ tell” story. Kim found out and to save face, she made a quick deal with the tabloid so the story was squashed. She learned that Reggie had OTHER affairs also, and she was desperate to keep his humiliating behavior a secret. She waited until the right moment, and called the romance OFF. Needless to say, that claim that “nobody cheated” is bogus.

LOCK THE DOORS, HERE COMES LINDSAY!

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Lindsay Lohan is looking a little rough around the edges here. On this particular night she was seen circling her estranged girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s house in her car. Eventually she found out which club Sam was at and she went there and followed her home after 2:30 AM. It LOOKS like a fatal attraction, but Samantha isn’t protesting vehemently.

SAMANTHA RONSON'S SPLIT WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WILL COST HER BIG BUCKS

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Samantha Ronson put up with Lindsay Lohan’s histrionics for such a long time: MONEY. (The two are supposedly separated now and the Ronson family is considering getting a restraining order against Lohan.) It’s common knowledge that Sam is the quiet and sensible one, while Lindsay the drama queen, always calling attention to herself. Just last week Sam was DJing at a party and Lindsay made a screaming scene because she saw Sam chatting with some girls. The fact is, Sam’s career depends on Lindsay’s scenes – corporate parties pay Sam $15,000 to $20,000 instead of the usual $5000 per gig because they want Lindsay there. Lindsay and her behavior usually get them a lot of publicity and the corporate name (T- Mobile, for example) gets free press. THAT’S why Sam put up with Lindsay for so long. Finally Sam declared “The bitch is crazy and I can’t deal with this any more!” She must have resigned herself to the pay cut.

MEGAN FOX WILL BE HANGING HER HAT ELSEWHERE

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In spite of the fact that Megan Fox and her former fiancee Brian Austin Green are obviously on good terms, it looks like they might not only cancel the marriage plans, but actually split up. Megan was seen shopping for furniture at the Indigo store on Ventura Blvd. That indicates she’s probably getting her own place and moving on with her life.

MEGAN FOX FINALLY CALLED IT OFF: WHAT TOOK SO LONG?

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Last Spring we told you that Megan Fox was aching to squirm out of her engagement to Brian Austin Green but she didn’t know how to do it without hurting his feelings. (She DOES care for him.) Brian is 13 years older and Megan didn’t feel ready for marriage. She also had eyes for her Transformers costar Shia LaBeouf at that time. Instead of confronting the issue., Megan procrastinated, and as time passed just allowed her relationship to disintegrate. Eventually she and Brian mutually decided to call it off. With no hurt feelings. (Whew! This inevitable bustup almost took as along as Justin Timberlake’s split with Cameron Diaz.)

SARAH SILVERMAN; A CHUBBY CHASER?

Everybody can use a good laugh nowadays, considering the state of the economy and politics. The National Enquirer made us laugh out loud when we read their story about the REAL reason that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman split up after five years together. A supposed “friend” of Jimmy told the paper that Jimmy was shocked when he found dozens of photos of overweight men in various stages of undress on his computer. When he confronted her she admitted she’s into fat guys – she’s a “chubby chaser.” The source said Jimmy was turned off by her obsession , even though he’s a hefty guy. We can’t help but think this tale is a set up and that Sarah or Jimmy will somehow use this story in their acts. But it IS hilarious.

CHER AND HER FORMER HELLS ANGEL BOYFRIEND ARE OVER

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It’s officially OVER for Cher and her former Hell’s Angel boyfriend Tim >Medvetz. On paper they SEEMED like a cool couple – he’s 6’6, 220 pounds and both have a penchant for black leather. Tim was described as “a real man who smokes Camels and drinks Jack Daniel’s.” Apparently he wasn’t all that attentive when she was performing in Las Vegas and he didn’t like waiting around backstage. He took off on a long road trip out of the country and that was that. When The Enquirer wrote that they were “getting married,” it probably freaked both of them out.

WINONA RYDER: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

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We can’t say we’re surprised by the bustup of Winona Ryder and her latest musician-boyfriend Blake Sennett from the band Rilo Kiley. It seems like one rocker after another falls for Winona, but the romances fizzle out. And it’s NOT because she isn’t a good kisser. If you want the REAL reason for the breakup- take a close look in our collection of Whodunits. One of those blind items will tell you.

TOMMY LEE HOPES PAM WILL REINSTATE THE DIVORCE

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Nobody was more disappointed when Pamela Anderson changed her mind about divorcing Rick Salomon than her exhusband Tommy Lee. Tommy and Pam’s other exhusband Kid Rock have something in common- they both hate Salomon. They think he’s a low-life and not right for Pam. Tommy loathes the idea of his kids spending time with Rick. Could it be more than a coincidence that Tommy’s close friend Criss Angel spent time with Pam in Las Vegas and most likely caused the blow-up that led Pam to file for divorce?