Burglary

LINDSAY LOHAN IS HER OWN WORST ENEMY

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We can’t help but think that Lindsay Lohan’s burglary has more than a little to do with her bad habits and the questionable company she keeps. A few weeks ago she was at the Roxy for a special event. She was described as “loud, boisterous, and completely THRASHED.” An eye witness told us “Lindsay traipsed back and forth to the bathroom constantly – sometimes holding hands with girlfriends.” Our spy walked in on her once and Lindsay was snorting white powder through a straw from the bar. During the evening Lindsay had her water bottle refilled with vodka from the bartender several times. When she left she had to be helped out the back door.

PARIS LEFT HER DOOR OPEN AND TWO MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF JEWELRY ON THE DRESSER?

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We’re still puzzled by Paris Hilton’s burglary last night in which a robber got away with “two million dollars ” worth of jewelry. She lives in a private, gated community. Early reports are somewhat confused – some sources say the hooded intruder entered through an UNLOCKED door, another source says he forced open the front door. No alarm system? A security guard reported the crime at 5 AM (Paris wasn’t home, of course) – how HE knew about it remains to be seen. Paris had a huge party at this house earlier this week. Since she was burglarized in 2004, you’d think she’d have learned how to protect herself. Paris’ acquaintances are snarking that it might be an inside job with insurance motivation. We do know that if Paris hadn’t left her old neighborhood where paparazzi camped outside her home all night, it might not have been so easy to get away with a break-in.